Caption Contest Winners

The Where Am I? Caption Contest Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. “You only have to remember one thing Bob, Santa Claus is real!”
“Yeah, yeah, OK, I got it…..whoever you are…..” – Dalek
4. It’s called the Mueller Report sir. You are Mueller. – Ingineer66
3. What do you mean that’s not a mannequin? Who the heck is Nadler? – Ronni
2. Meuller: Psst, line.
Lawyer: “That’s outside my purview”
Mueller: “Oh yeah…” “That’s outside my purview” – Sully

WINNER! – One more time, sir, the one with the donkey teeth is AOC, NOT Donkey from Shrek. – MelP

Democrats Demand Mueller Report Early

I have a response to that request. F**k. You.

If you weren’t already convinced the Democrats are the party of hypocrisy, this article will most certainly solidify your opinion.

Many Democratic Party leaders expressed outrage at the revelation that Attorney General William Barr will host a press conference Thursday morning, prior to the Mueller report being sent to members of Congress.

The nerve of a government law enforcement official holding a presser prior to a report being released! you’d never see James Comey doing that before the Clinton “investigation” rolled out, amirite?

After nearly two years of investigation, a redacted version of special counsel Robert Mueller’s report into whether or not the Trump campaign colluded with Russia is set to be released mid-day on Thursday.

Many Dems have criticized the order of these events, suggesting that Barr will simply summarize the report and potentially add his own spin on it in an effort to “shape the public’s perception of the report,” according to House Intel Chairman Adam Schiff.

Which is exactly why you and your leftist congresscritters want the report first, you lousy pencil-necked hack! Sweet Jeebus, these people are out of control.

Shut. It. Down.

Special counsel Robert Mueller is reportedly considering issuing a subpoena to President Trump to force him to testify about the – already disproven – Russian collusion hoax.

The special counsel leading the Russia investigation raised the prospect in March of issuing a grand jury subpoena for President Donald Trump, his former attorney said, confirming that investigators have floated the extraordinary idea of forcing a sitting president to testify under oath.

It’s clear now the invisible Jeff Sessions needs to shut this down, or resign. The man has done literally nothing since he was appointed Attorney General, and has let this farce continue far too long.

Attorney John Dowd told The Associated Press special counsel Robert Mueller’s team broached the subject during a meeting with Trump’s legal team while they were negotiating the terms of a possible interview with the president.

It was not immediately clear in what context the possibility of a subpoena was raised or how serious Mueller’s prosecutors were about the move. Mueller is probing not only Russian election interference and possible coordination with Trump associates but possible obstruction of justice by Trump.

Doesn’t matter. The president should never, under any circumstances, agree to answer questions from this despicable partisan hack. Ever.

Trump lashed out against the investigation in a familiar fashion Wednesday, saying on Twitter: “There was no Collusion (it is a Hoax) and there is no Obstruction of Justice (that is a setup & trap).”

Even if Mueller’s team decided to subpoena Trump as part of the investigation, he could still fight it in court or refuse to answer questions by invoking his Fifth Amendment protection from self-incrimination.

Which is his constitutional right. It was okay for Lois Lerner, Hillary Clinton, and the rest of the leftist shills to take the Fifth, so it’s certainly an option for the president.

Turtle Power!

Mitch “Turtle” McConnell was apparently allowed to find his balls this week, and decided the Senate will not address the ridiculous “Protect Robert Mueller” legislation.

When you’ve lost the most feckless Senate Majority Leader in American history…

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell on Tuesday thwarted a bipartisan effort to protect special counsel Robert Mueller’s job, saying he will not hold a floor vote on the legislation even if it is approved next week in the Senate Judiciary Committee.

McConnell said the bill is unnecessary because President Donald Trump will not fire Mueller. “We’ll not be having this on the floor of the Senate,” McConnell said.

Let’s pretend for a moment this legislation isn’t completely unconstitutional. Instead, let’s focus upon who signs the final bill into law – the President of the United States. Why would Trump agree to this?

The legislation was introduced last week as Trump publicly criticized Mueller, who is investigating potential ties between Russia and Trump’s 2016 campaign as well as possible obstruction of justice by the president. Trump, fuming about a raid of his personal lawyer’s office by a different division of the FBI, said last week the Mueller investigation is “an attack on our country” and is “corrupt.”

Is the president wrong? This investigation started with Russian collusion (and found nothing), then pivoted to obstruction of justice (and found nothing), then pivoted to Stormy Daniels (and found nothing), then pivoted to Michael Cohen. I believe firing Mueller would be a grave mistake – mostly because Mueller looks like a bigger fool the longer this show continues. The president knows this, and I think he knows it’s best to let this clown continue embarrassing himself.

Mueller Hands Down Indictments

Special (Fraud) Counsel Robert Mueller handed down a laundry list of indictments in reference to the “OMG-TRUMP-RUSSIA!” collusion investigation, and none of the defendants were Americans.

A federal grand jury has indicted 13 Russian nationals and three Russian entities for alleged illegal interference in the 2016 presidential elections, during which they strongly supported the candidacy of Donald Trump, special counsel Robert Mueller’s office said Friday.

The indictment says that a Russian organization called the Internet Research Agency sought to wage “information warfare” against the United States and to “sow discord” in the American political system by using fictitious American personas and social media platforms and other Internet-based media.

Rosenstein said there is no allegation in the indictment that any American was a knowing participant in the scheme — nor is there any allegation that the scheme affected the outcome of the election.

This is a joke, right? A year-long investigation, more than a few lives ruined, and millions of dollars spent to indict a few Russians for buying Facebook ads? That’s the best you got? Yes, let’s please continue these Stalinist show trials in the name of “justice.”

Jackie? Oh.

CA Congresscritter Jackie Speier, a woman few people know, and even fewer respect, is claiming President Trump will fire Robert Mueller before Christmas. Well, if a back-bencher like Jackie Speier believes it, you can take that information to the bank!

A White House lawyer is refuting a rumor voiced by Congresswoman Jackie Speier (D-San Mateo) that President Donald Trump intends to fire special counsel Robert Mueller before Christmas.

White House special counsel Ty Cobb told CNN that no such plans exist: “As the White House has consistently said for months, there is no consideration of firing the special counsel,” Cobb told CNN in a statement.

Speier believes Republicans are trying to shut down the House Intelligence Committee’s probe into alleged Russian interference in the 2016 elections.

“I believe the President wants all of this shut down,” Speier said when asked if she believed House Republicans were bowing to pressure from the White House.

Look, everyone knows my opinion of President Trump. I believe his words and actions make him the most conservative president since Ronald Reagan – and ever Reagan didn’t move the U.S. Embassy to Jerusalem. I believe Mueller’s investigation found ZERO evidence of Russian collusion, and now this clown is conducting a witch hunt. That said, firing Mueller would be a terrible mistake.

I’m sure the president wants this Stalinist show trial ended as soon as possible, but the better move would be to leave the investigation alone. Allow it to devolve in front of the American people’s eyes, and the expose the bias of the investigators. Eventually, the president will be vindicated.

Welcome To The Grand Illusion

The OMG TRUMP-RUSSIA! kabuki theater kicked it up a notch yesterday when Democrat hack special counsel Robert Mueller announced a grand jury would be created to determine if charges should be filed for the president or members of his administration.

President Donald Trump attacked Democrats Thursday for losing the election and subsequently trying to “cheat” voters “out of the leadership you want” after news broke that special counsel Robert Mueller has impaneled a grand jury in his Russia probe.

Trump, speaking to thousands of supporters at a rally in West Virginia, argued that instead of looking at him and his campaign, prosecutors “should be looking at Hillary Clinton’s 33,000 deleted emails.” This prompted “lock her up” chants that were a prominent feature on the 2016 campaign trail.

The president said the “Russia story” is a “fabrication,” and “most people know there were no Russians in our campaign. We didn’t win because of Russia we won because of you,” Trump added.

Is he wrong? This investigation is being run by someone close to Democrats and former FBI head James Comey. Mueller has a conflict of interest here, and the released statement claims the investigation touched on things “unconnected to the 2016 election” and “have nothing to do with Russia.”

As Elizabeth Harrington from the Washington Free Beacon asked, “How is this not a witch hunt?”