Your Olympic Babe O’ The Day

Meet Anna Baranchuk, a 27-year old rugby player from Russia. Yes, rugby, so you know she can beat the living daylights out of most men on Planet Earth.

Anna Baranchuk (born 18 December 1993) is a rugby sevens player. She was born in Prokopyevsk, Russia. She competed in the women’s tournament at the 2020 Summer Olympics.

Despite Anna’s determination, Russia finished eighth in the final standings. It could be worse; they could have finished twelfth (dead last).

There are more photos below the fold…

Your Olympic Babe O’ The Day

UPDATE: Congratulations to Charlotte and the Australian Women’s Rugby team for winning the gold!

Today is a combination Olympic Babe O’ The Day and Sunday Services. The subject is Charlotte Caslick, a rugby player from Australia.

Charlotte Caslick represents Australia in Sevens Rugby. Born in Brisbane, Queensland and playing for The Tribe, she debuted for Australia in May 2013. As of December 2015, she currently has 13 caps, racking up 31 tries in that period.

Charlotte was named in World Rugby’s 2014/15 Team of the Season after another stellar season and one of four players nominated for the 2015 World Sevens Player of the Year. Charlotte was also voted player of the tournament in the Australian Nationals. She has been named halfback of the year three years running.

I watched Caslick play yesterday as they destroyed Colombia, 53-0. She’s a pretty awesome player, and she possesses the qualities desired by the superficial man.

See what I mean? There are more photos below the fold.

Mrs. Peacock On The Pitch With A Knife

Rugby players are undoubtedly the toughest athletes on the face of the Earth, and have wontons the size of footballs. That is, unless they play without a cup, like Haydn Peacock.

Haydn Peacock spoke out recently about suffering a torn penis during a rugby match. The injury required 11 stitches. Peacock, 23, who plays for French team AS Carcassonne, posted a dramatic photo of his being pulled down by his privates as he screams in agony during a February match against St Esteve Catalans Dragons.

“The pain was all right and then at halftime I was like, I’ve got to have a look,” said in an item posted March 11. “I checked on it and the skin is half ripped off.”

Your penis was practically ripped off, but the pain was all right? Wow. If one on my kids kicks me in the junk mail – or even grazes it – I collapse and sob uncontrollably for an hour and a half.