Russia Rejected Cease-Fire During Easter

Vladimir Putin and the rest of his Russian stooges rejected a cease-fire during the Eastern Orthodox holy week. The suggestion from the United Nations was to allow civilians to be evacuated from the war zone.

Russia rejected a temporary cease-fire in Ukraine that the United Nations secretary general requested for the purpose of civilian evacuation during the Eastern Orthodox Holy Week leading up to Easter. Russia’s deputy UN ambassador said the cease-fire request was not sincere and would only provide time to arm Ukrainian soldiers.

I am really starting to despise Russia, their dictator, and the people at large. When it’s Putin’s time to meet his Maker, I sincerely hope he has plenty to answer for.

Dmitry Polyanskiy, the deputy ambassador, told the Security Council Tuesday that the cease-fire requests were “insincere, and in practice they merely point to an aspiration to provide Kyiv nationalists breathing room to regroup and receive more drones, more antitank missiles and more MANPADS,” The New York Times reported. “MANPADS” refers to man-portable air-defense systems, smaller and more portable surface-to-air missiles.

“Kyiv nationalists.” You mean the citizens of Kyiv who are only trying to save their country after your pricks invaded their homeland? Go f**k yourself, Polyanskiy.

Whatever you think of this invasion, I believe the Soviets need to be put down like rabid dogs.

Griner? They Hardly Know Her?

WNBA basketball “star” Britney Griner was arrested in a Russian airport after customs officers found her vape sticks filled with hash oil. Hash is illegal in Russia, but Griner is a “celebrity,” so she likely thought she would get away with it. She chose… poorly.

WNBA champion and two-time Olympic gold medalist Brittney Griner has been detained in Russia and could face up to 10 years in prison after customs officers found “vapes” containing hashish oil in her luggage back in February, reports say.

The Russian Federal Customs Service released a statement Saturday confirming that an American “two-time Olympic basketball champion” had been taken into custody in February after a narcotics’ dog at Sheremetyevo International Airport near Moscow alerted the athlete’s luggage.

It is unfathomable to me that a “professional” athlete would be using drugs. Truly shocking.

“After scanning the bag, the customs officers noticed vapes,” a translation of the statement read. “The experts found that the cartridges for them contain liquid with hash oil.”

According to the statement, Griner could face anywhere between 5-10 years if found guilty.

Hilariously, the State Department is demanding this American icon – giggle – be released at once. Perhaps they think they are dealing with France, and not Russia. Considering Putin’s current mental state, I wouldn’t be surprised if Russia sentences this dope to life in prison.

Oh, and if this was not entirely clear, I could not care less what happens to this woman. She’s been arrested before, and she didn’t learn her lesson. She only has herself to blame.

Your Olympic Babe O’ The Day

Meet Alina Kovaleva, a 28-year old Russian who competes in curling. While Alina is crazy stupid hot, she is also a very talented curler.

She started in the sport in 2008, and since then, she has won the World junior Championships in 2013, the European Championships in 2015, and finished second twice in the World Championships in 2017 and 2021.

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Feel-Good Friday

A Russian woman adopted a brown bear born and raised in captivity, and the two have become the very best of friends.

Archie the brown bear and Veronika Dichka like to spend time fishing on the lake in their native Novosibirsk, in southern Siberian, Russia. Veronika rescued Archie from a safari park that was running out of business two years ago and has since kept him as a pet.

“We rescued him from the safari park but can’t release him into the wild as he has lived in captivity his whole life,” Veronika said.

The pair are like any other friends cherishing each other’s company and enjoy their quality time in the water. (H/TMike AKA Proof)

Russian women are very tough, so maybe she knows what she is doing. It’s a great story, but I hope Veronika and Archie’s relationship never goes sour.

Your Olympic Babe O’ The Day

Meet Anna Baranchuk, a 27-year old rugby player from Russia. Yes, rugby, so you know she can beat the living daylights out of most men on Planet Earth.

Anna Baranchuk (born 18 December 1993) is a rugby sevens player. She was born in Prokopyevsk, Russia. She competed in the women’s tournament at the 2020 Summer Olympics.

Despite Anna’s determination, Russia finished eighth in the final standings. It could be worse; they could have finished twelfth (dead last).

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In Soviet Russia, Jet Ejects You

Three members of the Russian air force were killed after their ejection seats suddenly engaged without warning. There is no proof the flight crew had evidence which would put Hillary Clinton in prison.

Three crew have been killed in an accident today involving a Russian Aerospace Forces Tu-22M3 Backfire-C bomber at Shaykovka airbase in the Kaluga region, western Russia. The Russian Ministry of Defense confirmed that the crew lost their lives due to an “abnormal operation” of the ejection seats.

Russia’s state-run media outlet RIA Novosti said the incident occurred while the Tu-22M3 was being prepared for a training flight at Shaykovka, while its counterpart TASS specified that the ejections were initiated when the bombers’ two engines were started on the ground. It remains unclear whether the seats were activated deliberately, or whether the ejection sequence was unintentional. A fourth crew member reportedly survived the accident and was taken to a medical facility, but it’s not known whether they ejected or remained aboard the aircraft.

I’m not about to claim the Russian military is not a threat, but they certainly not the powerhouse they were in the 80’s. There are far too many examples like these lately: ammunition explosions, downed jets, malfunctioning tanks and warships. Their military is in serious trouble.

His New Russian Rifle Is En Fuego!

A Russian gun enthusiast put his newly purchased AK-103 rifle through trials, and he burned through rounds like you wouldn’t believe.

This is a video of a Russian lunatic firing an AK-103 until it catches fire. And then he, uh, proceeds to fire some more. The craziest part is that this was put out by the Kalashnikov Concern, the actual manufacturer of the AK-103. I mean, props to the Russians for risking their employees’ lives for the sake of demonstrating how tough their products are.

I don’t consider myself an overly cautious person, but watching the guy constantly bash the gun to reload because it was jamming due to being on fire gave me anxiety.

The good news is the man can mow down enemies while lighting a fine Cuban cigar.

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In Soviet Russia, Concrete Lays You!

A Russian man was nearly killed by a suicidal concrete slab last week, because Russia is awful.

While clearing snow from a vehicle in Russia, the owner noticed a massive slab of concrete falling from the building above and narrowly got out of the way in time. When I say massive, I mean massive. Like 100% this guy would be dead if he didn’t have his Russian reflexes with him. Also, what is happening in Russia that giant concrete slabs just fall from the sky?

From what I’ve seen on the Internet they’re already playing life at the max difficultly so it seems excessive to add in randomly falling objects.

This guy doesn’t look like he’s standing in the middle of Volgograd, so I have no idea how a concrete slab plummeted to the ground in the middle of a forest, but hey, Russia.

The short video is below the fold. It is literally pants-wetting…

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Finally, A Good Wuhan Virus Story

A Russian nurse was disciplined after she wore lingerie under her see-through protective gear while attending to Wuhan virus patients. Why. Would. You. Discipline. Her?!!

A RUSSIAN nurse faces the sack for only wearing “lingerie” beneath her transparent gown while treating male coronavirus victims.

The unnamed medic, aged in her 20s, told hospital chiefs in the city of Tula that wearing a uniform under her PPE clothing left her feeling “too hot”.

I’m guessing the patients felt warm as well…

After a picture of the woman was shared widely on social media, she was punished for “non-compliance with the requirements for medical clothing.” Her bosses initially said the woman was wearing “lingerie” but later claimed she had a “swimming suit” beneath the gown.

You can see the photo of the nurse at the link; it’s worth your time.

Gabbard, Gabbard, Hey!

Hillary Clinton, the woman who offered American uranium to Russia, who offered a “Reset Button” to Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov, and who gleefully enlisted Russia to help her win the 2016 presidential election, has now determined Hawaii Representative Tusli Gabbard is a “Russian asset.”

Democratic Hawaii Rep. Tulsi Gabbard fired back at former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton on Friday for calling her an agent of Russia, tweeting that Clinton is the “personification of the rot” that has taken over the Democratic Party.

In a series of tweets, Gabbard slammed Clinton for being the “queen of warmongers” and accused her of using “proxies” to oppose Gabbard’s presidential campaign because the congresswoman wants to pull the U.S. out of endless wars in the Middle East.

“You, the queen of warmongers, embodiment of corruption, and personification of the rot that has sickened the Democratic Party for so long, have finally come out from behind the curtain,” Gabbard wrote. “It’s now clear that this primary is between you and me. Don’t cowardly hide behind your proxies. Join the race directly.”

I’m no fan of Gabbard’s – in my opinion, most of her positions are kooky – but the fact she fought back against this deranged, drunken, stumble-bum earns my respect. Honestly, the notion Clinton is attacking anyone in politics after her abysmal record is truly stupefying.

Sadly, Hillary will never, ever go away.