This Guy Didn’t Cut The Mustard

Well, here’s something you don’t see every day. Two hot dog vendors outside San Diego’s Petco park got into a turf was during a recent concert. The offender (above) allegedly stabbed a rival hot dog vendor for “claiming his turf.”

A 21-year-old hot dog vendor was arrested for stabbing a person after an alleged turf war between out-of-town vendors set up outside Petco Park late Saturday night. 

San Diego police responded to 10th and K Street in the Downtown area of San Diego around 10:30 p.m. Saturday following reports of a large brawl involving 10-15 people, according to an officer on scene.

It’s like the Jets and the Sharks… with wieners.

As tempers flared, witnesses said hot dog vendors from Los Angeles were set up in areas where San Diego hot dog vendors typically sling food, and a physical altercation of territory ensued. 

In a press release, San Diego police told CBS 8 that a group of food vendors got into a verbal argument, resulting in a 31-year-old man being stabbed in the back.

So, do you think this clown stabbed the man with a knife, or a hot dog skewer? Discuss.

Thanks to The Daley Gator for the link.

Do You Feel Lucky, Punk?

A San Diego man is being lauded as a hero – at least by me – after he shot and killed one of six suspects during an home invasion. Nice shooting, Tex.

Police say the group, at least one of whom was armed with a gun, broke into the home and encountered the homeowner. Armed with his own firearm, the homeowner exchanged fire on the intruders. “The resident reached for the firearm and then shots were fired. We know that at least one of the suspects was armed and returned fire.”

Officers responding to reports of gunfire arrived to find a 31-year-old suspect mortally wounded in the residence, Atenza said. The man, whose name was withheld pending family notification, died at the scene.

Aww, that’s a shame.

Officers in the area of the shooting stopped a suspicious vehicle and detained five occupants, including 29-year-old Deshawn Ingram, who was suffering from a gunshot wound. Ingram was transported to an area hospital where he was admitted in stable condition. Atenza said the nature of the gunshot wound was being investigated:

Each of the suspects has been charged with robbery and murder. (H/TMike AKA Proof)

The D.A. will levy the charge of murder for the offenders because one of the thugs was killed in the commission of a felony. It’s a shame the homeowner couldn’t have taken them all out.

The Truth Is Way Out There

In mid-2019, the USS Omaha recorded video of an unidentified flying object flying near their warship outside San Diego. The Pentagon has finally confirmed the video was taken by a member of the crew.

Video taken aboard a US Navy ship off the coast of San Diego shows a mysterious, spherical object flying in the air before disappearing into the ocean.

The black and white clip, taken aboard the USS Omaha in July 2019, shows a small round object flying parallel to the ocean, hovering for a moment before it drops into the water out of sight.

Agent Scully believes it was a weather balloon, because she never really believed.

“Whoa, it’s getting close,” a voice can be heard saying in the clip as the craft got closer to the water’s edge. “It splashed!” the voice said when the object hit the ocean.

The clip was taken with a cell phone inside the ship’s Combat Information Center, a classified location on the vessel where phones are not allowed.

The good news is the UFO was captured on video. The bad news is that seaman is now working as a Damage Controlman. You can see the video below the fold…

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Biden Approves School For Migrants

The Biden administration is defending in-person classes to illegal students in San Diego, while legal San Diego children are forced to stay home and learn online. It’s almost as if the illegals have more rights that legal Americans.

It was reported on Monday that children who were being housed by Border Control would be given access to in-person learning. This despite the fact that San Diego students have not had access to in-person learning in over a year.

When asked about this seeming discrepancy by Fox News’ Kristin Fisher, Psaki said that “As I understand it San Diego public schools are opening in early April?”

“So I guess the question is,” Fisher continued, “does the White House think this sends the right message to these 133,000 kids in San Diego and their parents who have been stuck at home for the last year?”

It’s hilarious that the Illegitimate President thinks this is acceptable. But honestly, Democrats have always cared more about illegal immigrants than they have for actual Americans.

Gravity Is A Harsh Mistress

As someone who may be diagnosed with cancer in twelve days, I should probably be more loving, tolerant, and forgiving. That said, I think this story is absolutely high-larious. There, I said it.

A migrant mother impaled herself on pieces of rebar last Friday after attempting to climb the border wall between the U.S. and Mexico.

A 26-year-old women fell from the primary border wall near the San Ysidro Port of Entry and landed on pieces of rebar that pierced her side and buttocks.

The woman was with her two children, who are three and five years old, when she attempted to cross into the U.S. illegally near the San Ysidro Port of Entry shortly after 8:00 pm.

Wow, let’s put her up for Mother of the Year. Friggin’ idiot.

Border Patrol agents assisted the woman and had her taken to the hospital, where she is being treated for non-life threatening injuries. Her children were also evaluated for any injuries before being released into Border Patrol custody.

Now remember, American leftists have spent the past year or so claiming U.S. Customs and Border Protection is filled with racist Nazis who hate brown people. Yep, so much so that they risked their safety to help someone Darwin should have taken from us long ago.

The truly sad part is once this woman is treated and released, she won’t thank the CBP for saving her life. Instead, she’ll continue to rally against the racist Nazis which comprise the U.S. Border Patrol.

Your Feel Good Story Of The Day

A pistol range held a free “Train A Teacher Day” yesterday in San Diego. Yes, I said San Diego.

Teachers, administrators and school board members across the county were invited to attend a free gun training event Sunday in Bay Park.

The Second Amendment political action committee San Diego County Gun Owners and retailer Discount Gun Mart co-hosted the complimentary training sessions, which covered gun “safety, proficiency and familiarity.” Course topics included the legal requirements for purchasing a firearm, differences between assault rifles and sporting rifles, “gun-free zones,” and weapon-specific courses on small handguns and defensive shotguns.

Ron Marcus, with San Diegans for Gun Violence Prevention, said that the group does not oppose the training event itself, because teachers have a right to go if they choose. However, the organization does not believe teachers or staff should be armed on campus.

In other words, the ironically-named San Diegans for Gun Violence Prevention believes in dead children, teachers, and administrators.

Another Klick In The Wall

The new, updated border wall is being built in California this week, finally giving people a reason to visit San Diego.

A section of border wall that features an “anti-climbing plate” will replace about 14 miles of improvised border fencing created from scrap metal. The section of the wall will begin about a half-mile from the Pacific Ocean, Fox reports, and will stand between 18-30 feet tall.

Customs and Border Protection’s acting Deputy Commissioner Ronald Vitiello added to the news station that Friday’s launch of construction efforts represents an “important milestone” in Trump’s plan to secure the U.S.’s border with Mexico.

“Under this President’s leadership, we have a renewed commitment to secure our border,” Vitiello said.

Let’s just remember the “true conservatives” in the Republican Party and the GOP Establishment media were dragged kicking and screaming to this point. The credit for this construction goes almost solely to President Trump; the first president to give a crap about border security since Ronald Reagan.

Wall Street

Despite the depressing posts seen here this week, there are a few heartwarming stories out there. Take this one, for example, which announces the beginning of the border wall construction.

The federal government said Tuesday that contractors began building eight prototypes of President Donald Trump’s proposed border wall with Mexico, hitting a milestone toward a key campaign pledge.

Construction in San Diego began three months behind schedule after those who didn’t win contracts protested. The building process will last about 30 days, Customs and Border Protection said.

The agency may pick several winners, or none. It said in a news release that the prototypes ‘will inform future design standards which will likely continue to evolve to meet the U.S. Border Patrol’s requirements.’ The details of the design remain unclear. Each prototype will be up to 30 feet high and 30 feet long.

I sent an email to the White House suggesting machine gun nests every ten yards, but they have yet to respond.

Another Klick In The Wall

Credit: Michael Evangelista-Ysasaga, Penna Group

Despite all the doom and gloom the mainstream media is foisting upon us, there was some good news announced this week, and you don’t need to press two for English.

The U.S. Department of Homeland Security said on Tuesday it would waive environmental and related laws in order to expedite building security-related barriers and roads along the nation’s border with Mexico near San Diego.

The projects would focus on about 15 miles (24 km) of the frontier extending eastward from the Pacific Ocean as part of President Donald Trump’s planned wall between the United States and Mexico, the DHS said in a statement. It said the area is one of the busiest U.S. border sections.

“The sector remains an area of high illegal entry for which there is an immediate need to improve current infrastructure and construct additional border barriers and roads,” the DHS said.

The department will oversee the installation of extra barriers, roads, lights, cameras and sensors on the border under the authority of the Illegal Immigration Reform and Immigrant Responsibility Act (IIRIRA) of 1996.

As far as I’m concerned, the builders can club baby seals and run over polar bears to make this happen. Environment be damned!

A Close Shave

San Diego Skyline

A San Diego man claims he was stabbed by a woman with a beard. There is no word whether the woman in question was Michelle Obama.

Police spokesman Robert Heims told Fox 5 San Diego that the 39-year-old victim, whose name has not been released, walked up to a group of people and asked for a cigarette. At that point, Heims said, the woman walked up to the victim and told him to get away from her things. She then stabbed him on the left side of his neck.

The victim was taken to a hospital and treated for non-life-threatening injuries. The suspect fled the scene, and is described as a white woman “with a beard”, weighing approximately 400 pounds and wearing a white T-shirt and jeans.

You know, the beard caught my interest – I can shave her beard while she can shave my back – but the 400 pounds sealed the deal. I am hereby volunteering to bail this woman out, on the condition she will make sweet, sweaty love to me in between quarterly-hour feedings.

*Hat Tip to TXNick, who ruined my appetite with this woman’s visual.