Trump To Sanctuary Cities: Drop Dead

President Trump is floating the idea that he will ship all incoming illegal immigrants to Democrat sanctuary cities, citing the Left’s desire for open borders.

This is the greatest idea I have ever heard.

President Trump said he was considering sending illegal immigrants in the country to so-called sanctuary cities, prompting U.S. mayors to accept such an offer as the battle over border security raged.

Frustrated by rising numbers of undocumented immigrants arriving at the southern border and a failure to get Congress to fully fund a U.S.-Mexico border wall, Trump taunted Democrats by dangling the possibility of an influx of illegal immigrants into their communities.

“Due to the fact that Democrats are unwilling to change our very dangerous immigration laws, we are indeed, as reported, giving strong considerations to placing Illegal Immigrants in Sanctuary Cities only,” Trump wrote on Twitter.

Naturally, my despicable mayor Jim “I’ll Have Another Drink” Kenney, had to insert his reddened snout into the debate.

Philadelphia Mayor Jim Kenney responded in a statement: “While the Trump administration’s proposal shows their disdain to basic human dignity, the City (Philadelphia) would be prepared to welcome these immigrants just as we have embraced our immigrant communities for decades.”

Yes, by all means, run this city into the ground at an even quicker pace. Oddly enough, I am all for this measure, even thought it will personally impact my life. This city has been hemorrhaging citizens for decades, and thousands of illegals flooding the area will ensure Philadelphia’s death.

Besides, what are they going to do, make Philadelphia even more blue?

The Philadelphia Illegals

The head of Immigration and Customs Enforcement has identified the country’s four most infamous sanctuary cities. See if you can guess which political party controls them?

In a broadside on sanctuary cities that harbor criminal illegal immigrants, the acting head of Immigration and Customs Enforcement called them “un-American” and cited the worst: Chicago, New York City, San Francisco, and Philadelphia.

“Sanctuary cities, in my opinion, are un-American,” said Thomas D. Homan in an interview with Secrets. By harboring criminal illegal immigrants, the jurisdictions are boosting crime, he said.

“The street cops that I talk to want to help. It’s the politicians who want to make this a political game. It’s not a political game. This is a matter of public safety and life and death we shouldn’t be playing politics with this,” he said.

Homan’s absolutely correct here. Even my division’s left-leaning officers believe sanctuary cities are ridiculous, and if given the chance, any of us would gladly call ICE to report an illegal who has been arrested. Mayor Jim *hic* Kenney be damned.

Alien Nation

Mayor Jim Tipsy Kenney

In a rare moment of clarity, the Justice Department announced it is withholding federal funds from so-called sanctuary cities, until those municipalities fall in line with the law. Philadelphia Mayor Jim *hic* Kenney hardest hit.

A new Justice Department policy announced last week bars sanctuary cities such as Philadelphia, the host of the Democratic National Convention, from receiving millions of dollars worth of federal law enforcement grants, putting further pressure on Pennsylvania Democrats to abandon policies that impede federal immigration officials.

Just as an aside, I want to make it clear I totally and completely support this decision, even though it will most likely hurt me in the wallet. Why? Because unlike other Philadelphia employees – looking at you, public school teachers – I realize this decision is what’s best for the city, not for me.

The Justice Department notified cities last Thursday that they would no longer receive federal law enforcement grants, which totaled $3.4 billion in the past five years, if they have laws on the books that interfere with requests for immigration information from federal authorities.

Philly was slated to receive $1.68 million this year, some of which would cover overtime for officers forced to work the DNC. (Our days off will be canceled during the event.) Again, high-larious!

Philadelphia Mayor Jim Kenney, who implemented the policy that bars cooperation between city law enforcement and federal immigration agents earlier this year, has resisted pressure from the Obama administration to back down on the issue. Secretary of Homeland Security Jeh Johnson even traveled to Philadelphia to personally request that Kenney change course but was rejected.

Even die hard Democrat lickspittles like Kenney should realize you never disobey King Barack I. Apparently our mayor is a dumb as he is stupid.

It’s already been a bad week for Tipsy McStagger, since hundreds of workers at Philadelphia International Airport voted to strike during the convention. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!