Philly Readies For “Right-Wing Violence”

The city of Philadelphia is preparing for “right-wing violence” on Inauguration Day, after those dastardly Trump supporters “incited a coup” last week. The city is going off a tip from the “totally legitimate FBI,” claiming “right-wingers” will be holding armed protests. Schools have already been told to shut their doors and conduct Zoom classes that day.

Wave goodbye to your First Amendments, ladies and gentlemen; the United States of America will be a banana republic in less than a week.

City leaders announced Thursday that security across Philadelphia will be heightened ahead of Inauguration Day.

The FBI warned of plans for armed protests at all 50 state capitals and in Washington in the days leading up to President-elect Joe Biden’s inauguration, stoking fears of more bloodshed after last week’s deadly siege at the U.S. Capitol.

First of all, raise your hand if you trust the FBI’s assessment of “right-wing violence.” Second, the “bloodshed” was primarily committed by a member of the Capitol Police, who murdered an Air Force veteran in cold blood. But please, regale me about right-wing violence.

In response to the events at the U.S. Capitol, the city activated the Emergency Operations Center to monitor activity in Philadelphia.

“While we continue to hope and pray for peace and safety, we have to prepare for whatever comes our way leading up to and after Inauguration Day,” Mayor Jim Kenney said.

Imagine if this drunken asshole prepared for four months of BLM/Antifa-inspired riots this summer. Imagine if this tipsy douchebag prepared for the 500 homicides we earned in 2020. Mayor Kenney did neither, and the bloodshed could have filled the Delaware River.

I excitedly await the “right-wing violence” the corrupt FBI claims will happen throughout the day.