The Burnin’ Down The House Caption Contest is now over.
Top Five Entries: 5. Qasem roasting on an open fire… – MelP 4. The Washington D.C. municipal fire department, waiting for Congressional authorization to actually fight the fire. – Mike AKA Proof 3. Have you guys seen a cat in a tree? There must be a reason they called us down here. – Ingineer66 2. 🎶 Ryan started the fire 🎶 – Kevin
WINNER! – The local fire department poses for a portrait in front of Barack Obama’s new home. – Redneck Geeezer
The Dig If You Will The Picture Caption Contest has concluded.
Top Five Entries: 5. “If we push this button, my donation to defeat Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell will be sent right from my new phone!” – RG 4. “My hands are smaller than yours ma’am. Do you want me to take the picture?” – Metoo 3. Aunt Bea: “Wait until Opie sees this selfie! He’s so liberal these days, he’ll tear out all that’s left of his hair!” – TXNick77 2. Trump: “Ma’am, I’ve seen so much destruction & sadness, it’s hard to smile for a pic. Can you give me a reason to smile?”
Lady: “Hillary lost”
Trump: Grin! – MelP
WINNER! – Trump carjacks and assaults storm victim. This is CNN. – Toothy
Dig If You Will the Picture Caption Contest
Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted Monday, September 11th.
Original Caption: President Donald Trump poses for a selfie with an unidentified resident waiting in a relief supply drive-thru during a visit with flood survivors and volunteers in the aftermath of Hurricane Harvey in Houston, Texas, Sept. 2, 2017. (Photo: Kevin Lamarque/Reuters)
A pair of Tasmanian police officers did a good deed by taking a drunk safely home. The officers did one better by taking a selfie with the tipsy man… for posterity.
Tasmania Police responded in a Facebook post to a viral photo on Reddit showing two officers posing for a selfie in front of a bed where an intoxicated man is giving a thumbs-up to the camera.
Tasmania Police Northern District Senior Sgt. Craig Fox said police don’t normally drive drunken partiers home.
“However police are always looking for a place of safety for anyone who is affected by alcohol,” Fox said. “On this occasion, police were contacted by a taxi company for assistance in getting the man home. When police arrived, they found out his address, took the man home and waited for a friend to arrive to look after him.”
Bloody good work, officers. Thanks for making the profession look good.
The Say Sleaze! Caption Contest has now concluded.
Top Five Entries: 5. “And here’s when I caught Bill with the DNC Chairperson in the coat closet!” – Mike47 4. PCP’s Photoshop. – Political Clown Parade 3. Proof’s Photoshop. 2. “Ok, now how do we delete this…?” – Sully
WINNER! – “You’re kidding? Bill’s penis is THAT small?” – Redneck Geezer
Original Caption: “U.S. Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton poses for a selfie with an audience member at a campaign town hall meeting in Dover, N.H., Dec. 3, 2015. (Photo: Brian Snyder/Reuters)”
Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted Monday, August 1st.