Has The Stupid Party Smartened Up?

In a move more shocking than CNN’s rampant dishonesty, the GOP appears to have found their backbone. Of course, they found it in a pawn shop, but if this story is true, they may actually pay to both retrieve, and install, their collective spines.

Republicans on the Senate Judiciary Committee are seizing on Comey’s testimony earlier this month that he was concerned over the former attorney general telling the FBI to refer to the Clinton investigation as a “matter,” which resembled the Clinton campaign line.

The move could allow Republicans to attempt to pivot away from the investigation into Russia’s election meddling and focus on Lynch, who has long been a target of Republicans.

“Well, I kind of would like to get the whole thing behind us, but she should be interrogated [by a committee] because there’s some real questions about whether her actions were proper,” Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-Utah) said.

Wow, when Senator Orrin “Squish” Hatch is taking his balls out of his purse, there is definitely reason for cautious optimism.

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The It’s Testi-lying Time Caption Contest has now concluded.

Top Three Entries:
3. Wasn’t he a song in the 80’s. Dir Comeysar? – Ingineer66
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WINNER! – “While I am not at liberty to say that this little piggy did INDEED go to market, I have it on good authority from an unimpeachable source that this is more than likely so.” – Proof

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Original Caption: Former FBI Director James Comey testifies before a Senate Intelligence Committee hearing on Russia’s alleged interference in the 2016 U.S. presidential election on Capitol Hill in Washington, June 8, 2017. (Photo: Jonathan Ernst/Reuters)

Comey The Clown

Former FBI director James Comey testified in front on the Senate Intelligence Committee, and the testimony revealed more about Comey’s actions – or inaction – than it did about President Trump.

Fired FBI Director James Comey testified in front of the Senate Intelligence Committee about his interactions with President Trump as they relate to the government’s Russia probe — and there’s been some significant revelations thus far:

After his firing and this Trump tweet, Comey asked a close friend of his — Columbia law professor Daniel Richman — to leak the content of his memos to the media with the hope of triggering the appointment of a special counsel.

This son of a bitch ignored congress’ continuous requests for his memos but leaked them so a special counsel would be appointed. Why is the DoJ not initiating a criminal investigation?

Regarding the Department of Justice’s push to tone down the rhetoric surrounding the Clinton email investigation, Comey said, “The attorney general was looking to align campaign language with our language, which… gave me a queasy feeling.”

So, to recap, this Stalinist show trial revealed nothing improper with President Trump’s actions, but exposed Comey as a leaker, and Loretta Lynch colluded with Comey and Bill Clinton to make Hillary Clinton’s email investigation disappear. Well done, Democrats. Well done.