D.C. Police: Corruptus In Extremis

The Washington, D.C. Police Department has reclassified Tara Reade’s sexual assault report against Joe Biden from “active” to “inactive,” despite the report was only filed on April 9th.

The Washington, D.C. Metropolitan Police Department changed the status of a complaint against 2020 presidential candidate Joe Biden from active to inactive, One America News Network reported.

The network’s Richard Pollack reported Wednesday afternoon that the D.C. police department appears to have closed its investigation into Tara Reade’s allegations of sexual assault against Biden.

“The D.C. Metropolitan Police Department has suddenly, without explanation, killed its active investigation into sex abuse charges against presumptive presidential candidate Joe Biden,” Pollack said.

So in less than three weeks, the D.C. police conducted a thorough and intensive investigation, including interviews and witness canvassing? Sure, Jan. The Daily Caller suggests maybe there are statute of limitations issues, but in most municipalities, those limits are placed after the report is made; not necessarily when the event occurred.

If you want my no b.s. assessment, I believe the upper echelon commanders at the D.C. police decided this story needs to go away, so they quite literally filed Reade’s report in the circular file.

I fully understand the nation’s police commanders are more politicians than they are officers, but this is disgusting, even for a crooked department like D.C.

Believe All Women! When It’s Convenient

In a revelation which will surprise literally no one, not one Senate Democrat has even acknowledged the credible sexual assault allegations of former Joe Biden staffer Tara Reade.

Every Democrat in the Senate has refused to acknowledge the sexual assault allegations against 2020 presidential candidate Joe Biden that were brought forward by a former staffer, even after new evidence lends credibility to the alleged assault.

Believe all women… unless they accuse a Democrat!

The Daily Caller contacted every Democrat in the Senate, asking them if they would even consider the allegations by Biden’s accuser, Tara Reade, who has accused the then-senator of kissing her, touching her and penetrating her with his fingers without her consent in 1993. Each Senate office was given 24 hours to respond but not one did.

Neither Anita Hill nor Christine Blasey-Ford claimed Justices Clarence Thomas or Brett Kavanaugh finger-blasted them, and yet every SJW on Earth screeched about those accusations for months. Those same leftist toads are now curiously silent. Hmm, it’s almost as the “Believe all women” mantra is bullshit, and these leftist senators are hypocrites.

This comes after a 1993 transcript obtained by The Intercept showed that Reade’s mother mentioned on “Larry King Live” that her daughter had problems with a “prominent senator” in Washington. The Media Research Center also uncovered the video Friday of the August 11, 1993 edition of CNN’s “Larry King Live” program.

Oh, and in the interest of full disclosure, in an recent interview, Reade said she would never vote for Trump and would never vote Republican. She’s a full-on leftist, and while the charge is despicable, Reade is still firmly imbedded with the people trying to silence her.

Taking A Bite Out Of Crime

Meet Dennis Slaton of Greenville, South Carolina.

Dennis is just trying to find love in this crazy, mixed-up world, which is surprisingly difficult when you’re a registered sex offender. Luckily, he found the right woman, and she certainly set him straight.

According to the Greenville County Sheriff’s Office, the alleged victim told police that on 8 August, she was waiting to be picked up by someone she had met online when she saw Slaton’s white van driving outside a motel and motioned for him to pull over.

She claims she got into Slaton’s car but almost immediately felt that something was not right and asked him to drop her off. The woman offered him five dollars for the ride and he said ‘OK’. But Slaton continued to drive and pulled a knife out which he then held to the woman’s throat, yelling that she owed him $300, she claims.

The police report states he then drove her to his home where he allegedly sexually assaulted her and threatened to kill her ‘after he was done with her’.

She bit Slaton on his penis as she fought to get away, severing the organ, before grabbing the knife he had allegedly used against her to stab him in the bottom.

This woman is an honest-to-goodness hero. We should be proclaiming her name across the globe and writing songs about her. Hell, put her face on Mount Rushmore, and the U.S. Dollar… all denominations.

Wedding Smashers

Meet Daniel Carney of Stroudsburg, PA.

Daniel experienced the happiest day of his life a few months back when he married his soul mate. Unfortunately, Daniel didn’t sow enough of his oats at the bachelor party, so he decided one last romp before getting hitched… on his wedding day.

A groom accused of sexually assaulting a bridesmaid before his nuptials was in court again on Wednesday.

Daniel Carney is accused of forcing himself on his wife’s bridesmaid at a resort near Stroudsburg earlier this year.

In court on Wednesday, an indecent assault charge was dropped but Carney is facing three additional charges including attempted rape, attempted sexual assault and aggravated indecent assault.

The best (or worst) part of this story came as no surprise to me: Daniels’ wife appeared with him at his latest court hearing. The man allegedly raped her bridesmaid, and the wife is standing by her man like she’s Hillary Clinton. Absolutely disgusting.

Putting The Psycho In Psychotherapist

A Minnesota psychotherapist was arrested after having sex with one of her patients for months while she was “treating” him. The man had been classified as a “vulnerable adult” by the Minnesota Department of Human Services.

A psychotherapist charged a vulnerable patient $200 an hour for therapy – then made him have sexual intercourse with her.

Johanna Lee Lamm, 43, reportedly spent between around eight months months taking advantage of the man after he visited her clinic in Minnetonka, Minnesota.

Lamm’s alleged abuse was uncovered in August, after she called police to say the unnamed man had sexually assaulted her.

Right there is the justification for putting this bitch in jail for the rest of her miserable life.

The shrink told gave cops her phone, and claimed the man would say they were having a consensual affair. Police officers subsequently spoke to the man, who said he and Lamm been having a sexual relationship over several months.

He also handed over his phone, which contained text messages and audio recordings which are said to back up his claims.

I can’t say all therapists are complete hacks – my psychiatrist was wonderful in getting me out of depression – but it seems like many of there “professionals” do their patients more harm than good.

*And yes, I would bang it like a screen door in a hurricane.

Snide Of Frankenstein

If liberals have taught us anything, it’s the rules only apply to their opponents, not themselves.

Sen. Al Franken is embarrassed, ashamed … and ready to get back to work.

“I’ve let a lot of people down and I’m hoping I can make it up to them and gradually regain their trust,” said Franken, who broke an eight-day silence Sunday to talk by phone about what he’s done and what he’ll be doing next. For starters, he said, “I’m looking forward to getting back to work tomorrow.”

But while the Senate debates tax cuts and vets the Trump administration’s pick for Minnesota’s 8th Circuit Court of Appeals, Franken will face lingering questions about whether he can still do his job when many people now associate him with a grinning face in an 11-year-old photo, hands hovering suggestively over a sleeping woman’s chest.

This despicable piece of detritus will immediately revert to his usual, arrogant self, and begin attacking and demeaning Republicans from his high horse – or in this case, his high horseplay.

A Brush With Nakedness

A British man found himself standing before a judge this week after he “accidentally” walked into a women’s locker room naked and performed a clean and jerk against a woman’s, uh, elliptical.

Sean Bigby, 35, claimed testosterone and protein shakes had left him with a ‘fuzzy head’ and feeling ‘confused and disorientated’.

The Old Bailey heard how he crept up behind a swimmer and brushed against her buttocks while she washed her hands in the women’s changing room at Clissold Leisure Centre in Stoke Newington. The stunned victim saw Bigby wander into the room naked minutes earlier but thought he had made an embarrassing mistake.

Bigby, from Hackney, later told police he had been ‘confused and disorientated’ after taking testosterone and downing protein supplements at the gym after his work out in November last year.

Yeah, I think it’s high time Mr. Bigby – and his potential dates – steer clear of his protein supplements..