Uh Oh, SpaghettiOs!

Meet Shadae Miranda of Flori-Duh.

Shadae is an emotional, caring woman who simply wants the best for her and her boyfriend during these difficult, trying times. Sometimes, however, Shadae has to put the pedal to the metal.

According to an arrest affidavit, the victim told police that after arriving “home from the hospital” Saturday afternoon he got into a verbal argument with Shadae Miranda. The victim and Miranda, 30, were sharing a room at a Travel Inn motel in Fort Pierce.

The man told cops that he sought to deescalate the situation by gathering some of his belongings and stepping outside, where he ended up sitting in a lawn chair. Miranda, cops allege, began striking the victim while he was still inside the room.

As the man lounged outside, Miranda allegedly struck him in the head with a “15.6 ounce metal can of Spaghettio’s that was in a plastic bag.” While speaking with the victim, an officer “observed a large laceration on the top of his head consistent with being struck with the can.”

Ironically, the man would have suffered worse injuries if he actually consumed the SpaghettiOs.