Meet the delicious Shelby Coniglio. Shelby was a Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office Deputy, who lost her job after she was arrested for driving under the influence. Personally, I think she is innocent.
Shelby Coniglio, 26, was arrested on Tuesday in St. Petersburg. According to officers, Coniglio had an odor of an alcohol on her breath, slurred speech, blank expression, bloodshot/glassy eyes and she was unsteady on her feet.
Oh please, it’s pollen season, and she was likely having an allergy attack.
Coniglio agreed to perform field sobriety tests, but performed poorly on them.
Yeah, like anyone can recite the alphabet backwards.
According to an arrest report, Coniglio’s employment was immediately terminated following the arrest, which is consistent with Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office policy.
Well, Pinellas County’s loss is my gain. Shelby, give me a call; I could use an understudy at my desk, and you fit the bill perfectly.
By the way, unlike Humaira Asghar, Shelby should not be convicted, let alone be charged because… well, I mean, look how hot she is!