Chicago is arguably the most violent city in America. The Windy City is home to homicides, shootings, assaults, rapes, and robberies. Most of the robberies are of the garden variety, but occasionally a job comes in with some meat on it.
Terrion Pouncy has been charged with two counts of armed robbery stemming from an alleged robbery Tuesday morning at Maxwell Street Express.
Police said the 19-year-old suspect held a gun up to two employees and robbed them of their cellphones, wallets and cash. At one point, Pouncy allegedly pressed a .38 caliber pistol to the head of a 39-year-old worker who had been passing a bucket filled with grease over the counter.
When the two employees gave Pouncy their wallets and a stack of singles, the grease bucket tipped and bills went flying.
Pouncy allegedly bent over to collect the cash and then shifted the gun in his waistband while running away. He apparently pulled the trigger and fired a bullet that struck him in the penis, Antonietti told the court. The 39-year-old victim wrestled briefly with Pouncy before he staggered away from the restaurant.
So now when Terrion – if that is his real name – has to take a leak, it’ll look like Singapore’s Fountain of Wealth. The good news is this clown’s criminal career is effectively over. I guess the next hot dog store he robs better have a ramp!