Fly Into The Danger Zone!

Meet Sineenat Wongvajirapakdi. (Yeah, I think I’ll just call her Cindy.)

Cindy is the consort of King Vajiralongkorn of Thailand, and recently she has fallen out of favor with her liege. Why, you ask? Apparently this delicious specimen tried to usurp the queen’s power.

Thailand’s King Vajiralongkorn has stripped his royal consort of her rank and titles over “misbehaviour and disloyalty against the monarch”. She was appointed in July, just two months after the king’s marriage to Queen Suthida, his fourth wife.

An official announcement said Sineenat Wongvajirapakdi was “ambitious” and had tried to “elevate herself to the same state as the queen”. “The royal consort’s behaviours were considered disrespectful,” it said.

Sineenat, who was a major-general and is a trained pilot, nurse and bodyguard, was the first person to be awarded the title of Royal Noble Consort in nearly a century.

Guys, if you search for Cindy on teh innernetz, you will not be disappointed. Honestly, I’m surprised the king didn’t jettison his wife – by catapult – in favor of this fantastic lass.