Romper Room

Meet Lori and Eric Harmon of South Carolina. Lori and Eric are truly in love, and they enjoy their public displays of affection by banging in as many public spaces as they possibly can.

Pedestrians beware: you will get wet.

The South Carolina couple who pleaded guilty earlier this year to multiple indecent exposure charges–one of which involved a sex act in a glass gondola on the Myrtle Beach SkyWheel–was arrested today for allegedly again committing illicit acts in public.

Lori Harmon, 36, and Eric Harmon, 37, were booked this morning into the Horry County jail on indecent exposure charges. The couple, married for 17 years, was also charged with participation in preparation of obscene material.

I swear, I read that as Horny County Jail.

According to arrest warrants, the Harmons in late July engaged in a sex act while inside a photo booth at an arcade (video of Lori fellating Eric was posted to Twitter, police say). Lori is also accused of exposing herself and participating in sex acts with another individual while on the front porch of the couple’s residence. Eric was charged with “preparation of the obscene film that occurred at the incident location,” footage that was posted to Twitter.

Look, I’m all for couples having happy fun time, but for crying out loud, do it in the confines of your own home, instead of, say, amusement parks and video arcades.

Not-So-Smarty Jones

Meet Lauren Cutshaw of South Carolina.

Lauren is a very clean, white girl who doesn’t deserve to be arrested for DUI, even after blowing a stop sign at 60 mph. Just ask her, she’ll tell you.

Lauren Cutshaw, 34, recently copped to a misdemeanor DUI count in connection with her arrest last August in Bluffton, a town just west of Hilton Head. Cutshaw, a licensed real estate agent, pleaded guilty to the drunk driving charge during an August 27 appearance in Bluffton Municipal Court.

As part of a plea deal, prosecutors dropped several other charges filed against Cutshaw, including speeding, possession of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia, and DUI with a blood alcohol content of .16 or higher.

In fairness, Lauren had some very compelling reasons to stay out of prison.

Cutshaw, who claimed to have only consumed two glasses of wine, told a cop, “I’m a very clean, thoroughbred, white girl” and “I’m a white, clean girl.” She also told of her prior “perfect grades,” National Honor Society membership, and graduation from a “high accredited university.”

According to Joe Biden, this is 100% true.

, who also mentioned that she was an “All-American cheerleader,” a valedictorian, and a sorority member, did not impress her arresting officer with references to her whiteness and thoroughbred nature.

Pfft, if this stuck-up bint really had a thoroughbred nature, she would have been able to successfully run from the officer.

Thor. Is. Pissed!

Meet Romulus McNeill, whose parents were obviously big Star Trek fans.

Romulus was walking down the street minding his own business when he was almost killed. So yeah, a good day.

This is some security cam footage of South Carolina school counselor and very lucky man Romulus McNeill nearly getting struck by lightning (he estimates by a mere two inches) while heading to lunch on a rainy day. Not today, Death! After the near miss, Romulus says he “tried to get up out of there like the Roadrunner.”

Keep going for a video news report while I call Romulus and ask in hushed tones if he’s noticed any superpowers.

The video is below the fold. It’s freaky-deaky…

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