Seoul Is Preparing For The Erection

A recent investigation has found Seoul’s waste water had high doses of Viagra and other erectile dysfunction products. I’ll bet the drugs were hard to find.

Unusually high traces of Viagra and other drugs used to treat erectile dysfunction were discovered in Seoul’s wastewater, researchers said in a recent paper, suggesting a thriving black market for the pills.

The black marketeer’s probably gave their customers the shaft.

Samples from the South Korean capital’s sewers were taken in April 2018 but the study was only published earlier this month in the journal Scientific Reports. Researchers found that levels of erectile dysfunction drugs appeared to spike on weekends and in areas with bars, clubs, and adult entertainment businesses.

They found concentrations of the Pfizer-made drug Sildenafil, more commonly known by brand name Viagra, in amounts three to four times higher than in Brussels and two to five times higher than in Copenhagen.

More than Brussels and Copenhagen? Wow, that’s some stiff competition.

How Do You Solve A Problem Like Korea?

South Korean president Moon Jae In and North Korean ruler Kim Jong Un personally met yesterday near the border of their two countries. The hope is the two men can agree to finally end the Korean War and normalize relations.

The golden doors on the stately North Korean building swung open and leader Kim Jong Un, in a black Mao suit and surrounded by a gaggle of officials, descended steps towards the border. Not since the 1950-53 Korean War had a North Korean leader set foot on South Korean soil.

With a smile, Kim stretched out his hand toward a waiting, and smiling, South Korean President Moon Jae-in, who stood between the squat, blue buildings that straddle the border at Panmunjom.

So, how do you solve a problem like Korea? Apparently, you get President Trump involved. What, we can only give the president blame, and never some actual credit?

Talk About A Bad Slice…

A South Korean woman reached peak feminist last week when she cut off her husband’s penis and flushed it down the toilet.

A wife allegedly cut off her husband’s penis because he spent too much time playing golf.

She is said to have attacked the 50-year-old with a kitchen knife as he slept before flushing his manhood down their loo.

Stunned neighbours told cops the couple appeared to have a good relationship. But the wife, 54, reportedly confessed to officers that her old man had ignored her.

Looks like the golf enthusiast is going to need a new shaft.

Seoul Food

Syori The Food DancerMeet Syori.

Syori is a South Korean internet sensation who spends her day entertaining the masses by wearing skimpy outfits and dancing with food. Yes, that’s right, she dances. With. Food.

A South Korean woman is becoming the next Internet sensation thanks to a series of provocative and bizarre videos showing her absurdly dancing with food and other messy items in the comfort of her home.

The wild and crazy Syori, as her name’s translated in English, has collectively amassed tens of millions of views on her sensational Facebook videos, dating back to at least May.

The woman literally eats anything – phrasing – and really, really enjoys seafood, as you can see from her video below.

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