Finally, Russia Made Basketball Exciting!

A group of prudish Russian citizens complained about a pregame routine where basketball cheerleaders performed a striptease in front a multitude of fans.

I fail to see the problem here.

The women, who were sporting minuscule underwear and platform stilettos, performed before a Russian Basketball Super League match in Saint Petersburg on Sunday.

But the final’s pregame show before the match between Spartak St. Petersburg and Samara caused uproar after numerous fans with children accused the organisers of staging an “inappropriate” striptease performance.

The group of nine began their routine on the ground, seeing the majority of them on all fours. Some of the girls were sporting a nude thong body suit while the rest wore black french underwear and a bra.

Look, your kids are just going to learn all this on the street, anyway. I say sit back, relax, down a few shots of vodka, and enjoy the ride.