They’re All Very, Very Corrupt

During the “president’s” hilarious State of the Union Address, F. Joe Biden removed a line from his speech where he planned to ban members of Congress from holding and/or trading stocks.

During his State of the Union (SOTU) address on Tuesday evening, President Joe Biden declined to endorse a bipartisan plan to ban members of Congress from holding or trading stocks.

The Washington Post reported that earlier drafts of Biden’s address included an endorsement of banning members of Congress from trading stocks, but a transcript of the speech reveals it was ultimately cut — mentioning only the Russian stock market.

There have been legitimate accusations that members of Congress are participating in insider trading, and more than a few congresscritters are making millions in the market. Like this bitch right here…

In December 2021, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) stated that Congress and their family members should not be banned from trading stocks because “we’re a free market economy.”

The remark came after it was revealed that 54 Republicans and Democrats in Congress failed to properly disclose their transactions in accordance with Stop Trading on Congressional Knowledge (STOCK) Act.

The watchdog organization Unusual Whales has revealed that, on average, members of Congress beat the market in 2021 with hundreds of millions of dollars in stock trades. Those who faired the best were Reps. Austin Scott (R-GA), Brian Mast (R-FL), French Hill (R-AR), John Curtis (R-UT), Dan Crenshaw (R-TX), and Nancy Pelosi (D-CA).

I expect Pelosi to be uber-corrupt, but the fact that douchebag RINO Dan Crenshaw is making a killing really grinds my gears. Seriously Texas, you need to jettison this leftist douchebag, post haste.

Trucker Convoy Headed To D.C.

A 38,000 trucker convoy is traveling from Los Angeles to Washington, D.C. to peacefully protest the pandemic mandates. The convoy is expected to arrive before the illegitimate president’s State of the Union Address.

A 38,000 trucker convoy is heading to Washington, DC, from Los Angeles to protest pandemic mandates just in time for President Joe Biden’s State of the Union Address on March 1.

Kyle Sefcik, organizer and leader of the Freedom Convoy USA 2022, told WUSA CBS 9 that he is scheduled to leave Los Angeles on Friday and drive to D.C. The peaceful convoy will be composed of trucks and motorcycles and does not intend to gather at the Capitol. Instead, the convoy will protest near the White House and the National Mall with Christian bands and preachers.

“We want to be there for that and tell the president we’re here,” Sefcik told the local outlet. “This doesn’t even need to happen. If the president said, ‘Mandates are over and the state of emergency is over. Let’s get back to the world and let’s do our thing,’ then we’re not even coming.”

The mandates will never be over, at least with F. Joe Biden still in office. Covid is nowhere near as bad as it was in 2020, respected physicians are claiming masks don’t work, and people are getting sick even after receiving the vaccinations.

I sincerely hope the truckers can change Washington D.C.’s minds, but I doubt they will be successful. Hell, there are dozens of photos showing maskless celebrities at the Super Bowl, while the proles are forced to keep theirs on.

Congress To Reinstall Capitol Fence

The despicable politicians in Washington, D.C. are preparing to install fencing around the Capitol Building in preparation for a trucker protest around the time of the illegitimate president’s State of the Union Address. If nothing else, Joe Dementia’s address should be high-larious.

Fencing will be reinstalled around the Capitol next week for President Joe Biden’s State of the Union address as officials fear a trucker “Freedom Convoy” may make its way to Washington, D.C.

Imagine being afraid of a peaceful trucker protest. Cripes, our representatives are such pussies.

“Freedom Convoy” truckers in Canada have been protesting for weeks against the country’s COVID-19 vaccine mandates for truckers and the Ambassador Bridge border crossing between Ontario and Michigan has been blocked by protestors.

I’m sure the Capitol Police will be happy to assault and arrest peaceful protesters. Maybe “hero” Michael Byrd will be able to murder another protester like he did with Ashli Babbitt.

U.S. Capitol Police said they are aware of a trucker convoy arriving in D.C. around the time of the president’s State of the Union address on March 1 and will “facilitate lawful First Amendment activity.”

That is an absolute lie. The Capitol Police will crack down on trucker protests, because the illegitimate president will not tolerate opposing views. Biden is as much a fascist as Trudeau, just much dumber.

Forever Divided

President Trump gave his State of the Union Address last night, and after seeing the highlights (and frequent lowlights), I am convinced this country will be forever divided. The actions of the Democrats during the address were despicable, but not unexpected.

Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) made a complete spectacle of herself Tuesday night, grimacing with disgust and muttering to herself as the president delivered his State of the Union Address.

The president and his nemesis got off to an awkward start when he either refused to shaker her hand, or didn’t notice that she had extended her hand. At any rate, the spurned speaker withdrew her hand and awkwardly shrugged it off.

If I’m going to be completely fair – and I will try to be – this is on both of them. Apparently, the president and Pelosi have not spoken since he called her a “third grade politician” in October. That’s on the president. The handshake snub? I think that’s on both of them. They obviously despise each other, and it’s not entirely clear if the president snubbed the handshake, or Pelosi gave a half-hearted attempt. Either way, it makes them both look bad.

There were other terrible moments on the Democrat side, but none were more reprehensible than this:

Most disgracefully of all, however, Pelosi—perhaps in a bid to upstage the president’s masterful SOTU speech—ostentatiously tore the speech printout up after Trump finished delivering it.

A childish, immature temper tantrum from the Speaker of the House. This from a woman who continually claims hers is the party of civility, and the woman who publicly destroyed Congressman Joe Wilson after he blurted out, “You lie!” during Obama’s SOTU. Wilson was wrong to shout that out, but that’s weak sauce compared to Pelosi’s dramatic tearing of the speech.

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Caption Contest Winners

The Hurt And Bernie Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. I can’t hold this much longer. I sure hope it’s not a shart…………. – Taminator
4. Due to the extremely adverse reaction of those around him, Bernie realizes that his last bottle of COMRADE DA! aftershave actually does smell like death warmed over! – Dalek
3. “I don’t care how old he is. Someone needs to change his diaper!” – Cathy
2. (senator on the right) “Did this clown just shit himself?” – William

WINNER! – Mike AKA Proof’s Photoshop

Pelosi Cancels The SOTU Address

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi took it upon herse4lf to cancel the State of the Union Address set for next week. Pelosi’s letter cited “security concerns,” the continuing government shutdown, and the fact she despises America.

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi officially will not allow President Donald Trump to deliver his State of the Union address to Congress on January 29, she said in a letter Wednesday afternoon.

“I am writing to inform you that the House of Representatives will not consider a concurrent resolution authorizing the president’s State of the Union address in the House Chamber until the government has been reopened,” Pelosi declared.

How about the president walks into the House of Representatives and delivers the speech? Who’s going to stop him, Nancy? You??

Pelosi’s letter came hours after Trump dared the Speaker to follow through on her suggestion that the address be put off. The House speaker at the time suggested that the address could not be held because of security concerns from the government shutdown’s effect on protection personnel.

Pelosi, however, was rebuked by Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen, who said that the department was fully prepared to provide security if necessary.

Personally, I think this is a great move by the Democrats. Keep exposing your Trump Derangement Syndrome to the country, leftists. I’m sure it will bode well for your 2020 chances. Oh, and President Trump, please continue the government shutdown for the rest of your presidency. F**k these people.

The most pathetic part of this decision is Pelosi’s continuing ignorance regarding the Secret Service. The USSS doesn’t make arrangements for such events a few days before; they are planned weeks, even months in advance. Shutdown or no, the Secret Service’s plan is already in place.

You’d think this bint would understand that after her 224 years in Congress.

Speaker Of The Louse

Nancy Pelosi, the dementia-ridden leftist hack has postponed the State of the Union Address because she believes the men and women of the U.S. Secret Service are incompetent boobs.

The Secret Service was never contacted by Nancy Pelosi’s office or other Democratic congressional leadership regarding their ability to protect the president, members of the administration and Congress during the State of the Union, according to a senior law enforcement official at the Department of Homeland Security.

So wait, Pelosi determined the State of the Union Address cannot commence because of security issues, but the security issues at our southern border are inconsequential?

According to the official, Pelosi made the decision unilaterally without contacting the Secret Service or DHS. “The Secret Service was never contacted by congressional leadership regarding our security plan or the Secret Service’s ability to carry it out,” the senior law enforcement official said.

Pelosi is the Speaker of the House, so she obviously knows more about security issues than the Secret Service, you deplorable nitwits!

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi sent a letter Wednesday to the White House asking for a postponement of the annual State of the Union address, citing congressional security concerns because of “hamstrung” security agencies on account of the government shutdown.

Look, I couldn’t care less about the SOTU, no matter who is sitting in the Oval Office. That said, I believe this is all about “getting back” at the president for the shutdown, and eliminating his chance to brag about his accomplishments to the American people. It’s pure politics, and it’s a move a Republican would never even consider.

Caption Contest Winners

The Grate Of The Union Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. “Nancy, if you don’t stop touching my arm I am filing a sexual harassment charge against you.” – Ronni
4. “Listen. I think I heard someone calling out in terror. Contact Gloria Allred immediately.” – Mortis
3. “OK, here’s what we do. We all act like a$$holes and make a statement to the Nation!” – William
2. “Nancy, I don’t know what you’re trying to pinch, but that’s not where my wallet is.” – MelP

WINNER! – “Wonder Twin powers activate!” “Shape of douchebag!” “Form of Moonbat!” – Jim

Weekend Caption Contest

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Original Caption: Pelosi of California talks with Schumer of New York before the State of the Union address on Capitol Hill in Washington, D.C., on Jan. 30. (Photo: J. Scott Applewhite/AP)