Profiles In Courage

A Dallas-area exotic dancer fell from the top of her pole, fracturing her jaw and cracking a few of her teeth. The woman cowboy’d up, shook it off, and continued her set. Boom!

The Sky is falling. A Dallas, Texas, exotic dancer plummeted nearly 15 feet after falling from a strip club pole and hit the ground twerking, despite smashing her jaw and shattering teeth.

After footage of performer Genea Sky’s harrowing fall hit the Internet, she posted an Instagram video explaining what had happened and thanked friends and fans for their support. She also created a GoFundMe page to pay her medical expenses.

In that video posted Sunday, the consummate showbiz pro said she fractured her jaw, which would require surgery Monday. Sky’s fall also caused her to break a few teeth and sprain an ankle, but she walked away from the accident on her own.

To give you some perspective, and an idea how baller this woman is, LeBron James was carried off the basketball court during the 2014 NBA Finals for cramps. Cramps!

Stripper Receives A Giant Tip

An Atlantic City stripper recently received a giant package sure to satisfy: namely, more than $200,000 in hard cash.

Veronica Beckham, 34, met the former HBO executive, Micky Liu, back in July 2014 at the Atlantic City Scores strip club. The pair soon became “friends,” according to Beckham, who described the relationship they had as an “everlasting friendship.”

But Liu, who suffered from diabetes and heart disease related to being obese, according to the New York Post, died less than a year later at the age of 50.

Despite knowing each other for such a brief time, Liu obviously felt the same way about their relationship – as he named Beckham the beneficiary of his retirement accounts and a life-insurance policy worth a combined $223,000.

Imagine how much blow and plastic surgery this broad can buy with that kind of dough!

Mommie Rearest

Stripper For Eight Year Olds PartyWhen I was eight years old, my parents allowed me to have a birthday party. I invited a few friends, we played games in the basement, and topped off the day with birthday cake. Now some parents rent out movie theaters, skating rinks, and other amusement venues.

The really special parents, however, go the extra mile and rent out someone from Jiggly Party Queens.

The footage shows the young boy sitting on a chair while a woman dressed in pink underwear dances in front of him. Other children can be seen watching and laughing as the unidentified adult continues to gyrate in front of the youngster.

The video is believed to have been captured in Tampa, Florida and the dance was allegedly organised in celebration of the boy turning eight years old. (H/T – Redneck Geezer)

If Barack Obama had a son…

I cannot adequately express the damage done to this child. The boy was exposed to a lap dance… and now he has a taste for it. How exactly is he going to enjoy himself at his local club when the DJ refuses to play Kidz Bop songs, the bartender keeps plying him with grape juice, and he doesn’t know the exact denominations of change from a $20 bill?

You Have The Right To Remain Aroused

Policeman Stripper

Police work is a tough, thankless job. It is also very dangerous, as one British cop realized.

Mike Ober said he was forced to “beat a hasty retreat” after female guests at a social club in Bradford-on-Avon “went wild with excitement.”

Ober spotted a door propped open and decided to investigate. But once inside, he was greeted with wild cheers by the mainly female guests.

“The party was about to get started and they thought I was early,” said the engaged police community support officer, who is in his 20s.

I remember what it was like being a single, 20-something cop. If this happened to me, it would take housekeeping a fortnight to clean the mess… and I would not have recommend bringing a blacklight.