Jeffrey Epstein Commits “Suicide”

Alleged sex trafficker and billionaire Democrat donor Jeffrey Epstein was found dead in his cell after an apparent “suicide.” The incident occurred a day after information about his alleged co-conspirators was released.

While I will continue to encircle the word “suicide” with air quotes, there is no evidence foul play was involved. Well, except for the fact Bill Clinton and many other prominent, wealthy men were allegedly close friends with Epstein. Besides, if the media can play up bogus conspiracy theories about President Trump, I can play by their rules, too.

The reported suicide of Democrat-affiliated sex predator Jeffrey Epstein earlier this morning has journalists and other concerned citizens demanding answers.

But they shouldn’t expect any to arise soon, if ever, as a report from New Right founder Michael Coudrey indicates that a mysterious camera malfunction has prevented any footage of Epstein’s alleged suicide from being captured.

Interesting. Not really proof of anything, but the preponderance of evidence is… interesting.

Rampant speculation and conspiracy theories are reaching a fever pitch as a result of the incredibly suspect circumstances around Epstein’s alleged suicide.

So right now we know – or at least someone is reporting – the following: 1. One camera in a (likely) billion-dollar federal detention facility had a malfunction at the exact time Epstein decided to hang himself. [The rest of these coincidences were reported in the New York Times.] 2. Epstein was on suicide watch after a previous “suicide” attempt, but the watch was lifted prior to the successful “suicide.” 3. Epstein was supposed to have a cellmate, but that person was transferred before the incident, and another cellmate was not assigned. 4. Epstein was supposed to be checked on every half hour that evening, but, for reasons unknown, that procedure was not followed.

Just yesterday, several prominent officials who served in the administration of former President Bill Clinton were implicated as Epstein’s co-conspirators, abusing child prostitutes as apart of his illicit sex trafficking network, in court documents released to the public. The civil lawsuits against Epstein will continue despite his sudden and suspicious demise.

Now, if I may play Devil’s Advocate, mistakes – read: fuck-ups – happen all the time in cell rooms. There have been a few attempted suicides in my department’s cell blocks over the decades, but sheer volume makes it difficult to check on everyone frequently. It’s rare, but it happens. That said, federal detention facilities have more manpower, better equipment, and strict rules when it comes to procedures, inmate checks, etc. Do suicides occur in federal prisons? Of course. It’s the leading cause of death, and a third of all causes.

That said, the suicide rate is about 50 per 100,000 prisoners, so it’s not an epidemic. I believe that’s because most federal corrections officers take their job seriously, and understand how important the protocols are. Plus, you know, they’dd like to keep their jobs.

I honestly don’t know what happened in the Epstein case, but the coincidences demand a thorough investigation. Sadly, considering the co-conspirators involved, I doubt we’ll ever know the truth.


Tolerant SJWs Drive Woman To Suicide

Meet Mercedes Grabowski; known colloquially by her stage name, August Ames.

Mercedes was an adult film actress who had the audacity to state her reluctance to work with male actors who dabbled in gay pr0n. That was apparently the wrong opinion, and the social justice warriors destroyed her on social media. The outcome was heartbreaking.

Porn star August Ames committed suicide Tuesday. Ames, whose real name was Mercedes Grabowski, was apparently well-known and well-liked in the, ahem, “industry.” She was young, only 23, and married.

Ames was being bullied heavily online, including several specific suggestions that she kill herself. Ames had tweeted that she had backed out of a sex scene because it wasn’t disclosed that the man she was supposed to have sex with had done gay porn. Apparently, the reticence of women to work with “crossovers” is fairly common and long accepted in porn.

I refused to add the last part of Hemingway’s first paragraph because it was inappropriately snarky and condescending of the victim.

The day Ames killed herself, the Supreme Court heard oral arguments about a case involving a Colorado cake baker who doesn’t want to make cakes for gay weddings. The baker, quite understandably and credibly, insists there’s a rather large expressive and artistic component to his vocation, so he shouldn’t be forced to endorse any particular message or religious ceremony he disagrees with. The counterargument is that it’s just a cake, and as long as you’re open for business, you have to serve anyone without discrimination.

Well, I’m scratching my head trying to figure out how Ames’s detractors weren’t extending the exact same logic of “public accommodation” to her. After all, she’s open for business, if you want to call it that. Wouldn’t it be discrimination to exclude working with an entire class of people?

Except that last I checked, there’s a word for when a woman is threatened and bullied into sex with someone she feels uncomfortable with, for any reason whatsoever: “Rape.” Again, it’s worth noting that Ames and other performers believably insist that their aversion is simply about health risks, not discrimination.

Leftists couldn’t care less if their targets end their own lives. In their mind, they see that as a win; one less “hater” in the world. I feel badly for Mercedes, for her husband, and their family. I also hope there is an investigation into the SJWs who bullied her; Aiding or Soliciting Suicide is a felony.