A Real Swedish Meatball

isis-flagA few hundred years ago, Sweden was one of the most respected and feared military forces on Earth. They are one of the few countries who could battle toe-to-toe with Russia, even defeating them in the Ingrian War.

Now they are surrendering their country to the animals of ISIS. Oh how the mighty have fallen.

A Swedish prosecutor has ruled that the ISIS flag does not constitute hate speech and is therefore legal under Swedish law. Prosecutor Gisela Sjövall announced last week that she would not prosecute a 23-year-old man who had posted the black ISIS flag on his Facebook page in June.

“Put simply, one can say that he is expressing contempt for “all others”, and not against a specific ethnic group,” Sjövall told Sweden’s SVT broadcaster.

She said that while the swastika had now come to symbolise a hatred for Jews, the same could not yet be said of the IS flag.

Oh, not at all. In fact, ISIS likes to hold regular barbecues for their prisoners. I mean, they burn the prisoners to death, but they at least receive the invite.

Swedish Squish

Busty Swedish BabeA Swedish hockey player was skating on thin ice after being accused of groping a woman inside the Marité night club in Östersund. Luckily for the player, the prosecution’s case went tits up.

An ice hockey player in Sweden has been cleared of groping a woman because the ‘victim’ had ‘gigantic breasts.’ The player, who has not been named, accidentally ‘happened to touch one of their breasts’ because they were ‘gigantic.’

‘With regard to the sexual molestation, they [the two women] were standing at a bar table and then he comes along drunk and drapes his arms around both of them from behind, and then he happens to touch one of their breasts,’ investigator Mikael Lundberg said.

He added: ‘And it should be noted that they had gigantic breasts. It wasn’t hard to brush up against them.

Maybe it’s just me, but there is a big difference between brushing up against breasts and groping them. Believe me, I know; I have the slap marks to prove it.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m headed out to a Kate Upton and Charlotte McKinney autograph session.

Your Olympic Babe O’ The Day

Kosovare Asllani Soccer

Today’s goddess is Kosovare Asllani, a 27-year old smokin’ hawt soccer player from Sweden.

Kosovare Asllani (born 29 July 1989) is a Swedish professional footballer who plays for English FA WSL club Manchester City and the Sweden national team. Nicknamed Kosse, Asllani is a proficient striker, possessing great speed and technique in her game.

Kosovare is not the typical Swedish blonde bombshell, but damn if she doesn’t know how to affect the blood flow to my extremities.

Kosovare Asllani Bikini

Asllani has a fantastic bikini body. Not jiggly, and not scary muscular; although I would like to bounce quarters – or my tongue – off her stomach…

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Grope-A-Dope

Swedish Bikini TeamAh Sweden, home of meatballs, an infamous bikini team, and the largest rapist-to-babe ratio on the planet Earth.

The Swedish police face over 40 reports of rape and sexual assault at two music festivals over the weekend in Karlstad and Norrköping. The police have identified seven suspects described as “foreign young men.”

The victims are mostly under 18-years-old with three under 15. The youngest victim is only 12-years-old.

In Karlstad, Inspector Leif Nyström confirmed they have 32 reports of assaults at the festival Putte i Parken.

Ironically, Sweden is suffering the same downfall as the United States; the willful blindness to truth due to a proliferation of political correctness.