Your Olympic Babe O’ The Day

Meet Sophie Hediger, a 23-year old snowboarder from Switzerland. Sophie is competing in her first Olympiad, after competing in the 2016 Youth Olympic Games, finishing second in both the Freestyle Snowboard Relay and Boardercross. The girl has some real talent, and she has been skiing since she was two years old.

Sophie was a 2018 Junior World Championships bronze medalist, a 2016 Youth Olympic Games silver medalist, and a 2014 national championships silver medalist.

Like many European women serving their country, Sophie is a member of the Swiss military.

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Your Olympic Babe O’ The Day

Meet the delicious Nina Betschart.

Nina is a beach volleyballer from Switzerland, and her hills are alive with the sound of hotness.

Nina Betschart (born 14 October 1995) is a Swiss professional beach volleyball player. She won the gold medal at the first ever European Games in 2015.

As primarily a defense specialist; Betschart has enjoyed a lot of success in junior level, being twice an U21 World Champion and a four-time gold medalist in European Underage Championships, twice in U20 and twice in U22 level.

Betschart and her partner Tanja Huberli won their first match, and will play again today.

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Switzerland Is Going To The Dogs

Switzerland’s sex workers have released a few guidelines for banging during the Wuhan virus outbreak. The guidelines even highlight preferred sex positions while renting some love.

Swiss sex workers have drawn up a list of rules which they say minimises the risk of transmitting coronavirus in brothels, in hopes that the country’s ban on the industry could soon be lifted.

It comes as Switzerland’s adult industry has been heavily hit by the pandemic, after the government placed a temporary ban on prostitution two months ago to help stop the spread of the virus.

The plan to reopen the industry, prepared by the organisation ProKoRe, suggests that sex positions which allow for a safe distance between faces, such as ‘doggy style’ and ‘reverse cowgirl’, are advisable. (H/T – Loki)

Can someone explain these positions to me, as I have never heard of them before now. Are Vica Kerekes or Milana Vayntrub available for tutoring?

Sunday Services

In case you haven’t noticed, and judging by my audience, you haven’t, the World Cup is underway in Russia. We here at the Earp Ranch are watching with great interest. Kyle is cheering for Brazil, Erik for Argentina, and the rest of us for Germany. I figured it’s appropriate to feature some of the players competing in the tournament.

Birkir Bjarnason (above) is a midfielder from Iceland, who also plays for Aston Villa in England. Britain’s Daily Mail deemed him “the world’s hottest Viking.”

Next up is Ramadan Sobhi of Egypt. When the midfielder isn’t playing for his national team, he plays for Huddersfield Town in England’s Premier League. As you can see, Ramadan takes very good care of himself.

Finally, we have Swiss goaltender Yann Sommer. Yann is representing a very good Swiss team in Russia, and also plays for Borussia Mönchengladbach in the German Bundesliga.

The services have ended. You may now go in peace.

Your Olympic Babe O’ The Day

Today’s babe is a crazy hot Swiss Miss; Switzerland freestyle skier Sanna Luedi.

Sanna Lüdi (born February 17, 1986 in Baden, Switzerland) is a Swiss freestyle skier, specializing in ski cross. Lüdi competed at the 2010 Winter Olympics for Switzerland. She placed 35th in the qualifying round in ski cross, and did not advance to the knockout rounds.

Lüdi made her World Cup debut in January 2009. As of April 2013, she has two World Cup victories, the first coming at Alpe d’Huez in 2011-12. Her best World Cup overall finish in ski cross is 4th, in 2011-12.

The Swiss may have been neutral in World War II, but no one has neutral feeling about this hot little minky. (And yes, “minky” is a professional term.)

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Your Olympic Babe O’ The Day

Today’s post is a two-fer; Switzerland’s beach volleyball team of Isabelle Forrer (left) and Anouk Vergé-Dépré (right). The duo almost beat American powerhouses Kerri Walsh-Jennings and April Ross Wednesday, and while watching the match, I was overcome with testosterone… and muscle stiffness.

Isabelle is a 5’10”, 34-year old robo-babe who makes my knees weak. She has a body that could stop traffic and turn the Rio sand into glass. I am buying Rosetta Stone to learn Swiss as we speak. /snark.

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