Caption Contest Winners

The Come Mister Taliban, Caption Contest Is Now Over.

Top Five Entries:
5. We overran Kabul in 48 hours, and all we got were these cheap white hats. – RD
4. Kabul Engagement News: Achmed K., wearing his favorite suicide vest in the background, has been a Taliban suicide bomber since July 2009, and has participated in over two dozen suicide operations. 19 year old Tawfiq M., in the foreground, has been his Bacha Bazi since July 2009. They recently applied for US Visas, and hope to get married in Las Vegas at the Liberace Museum. – Anonymous
3. The new boy singing sensation – The Tali Band – Jim
2. Democrats: You can’t beat the U.S. federal government with AR-15s, we have F-15s and nukes.
Taliban: Challenge accepted. Hold my falafel. – Okrahead

WINNER! – Where the goats at? – Veeshir

Afghan Soccer Captain Fears For Players

Khalida Popal, the captain of Afghanistan’s national women’s soccer team, is urging her teammates to leave social media and burn their uniforms after the Taliban regained control of the country.

The former captain of the Afghanistan Women’s National Soccer Team is warning her fellow players still in Afghanistan to delete all social media, burn uniforms, and discard their soccer gear to avoid retaliation by the radical Islamist Taliban.

Khalida Popal, who now lives in Copenhagen, told Reuters that in the past, members of the Taliban had beaten, raped, and murdered female athletes for violating the Taliban’s Islamist tenets. Popal says she is scared for women athletes still stuck in Afghanistan.

That will likely continue, if it is not already underway.

While the U.S.A. was assuring the safety of Afghanistan, Popal told her girls to stand up proudly and “be visible.” But now that the Taliban is back, she has a different message.

“Today, I’m calling them and telling them, take down their names, remove their identities, take down their photos for their safety. Even I’m telling them to burn down or get rid of your national team uniform,” she told Reuters.

Yet another loss for the illegitimate president. One wonders how many people will be murdered due to his reckless actions in Afghanistan.