Taylor’s Not So Swift

Taylor Swift, one of the most overrated celebrities on Earth in my opinion, has now come out and stated she regrets not being fully woke during the 2016 election. The 30-year old regrets her silence and has now gone full Orange Man Bad. Way to alienate half your fans, dumbass.

A new Netflix documentary about Taylor Swift revealed that the pop star regretted not speaking out against Donald Trump in the 2016 presidential election. In other words, she wishes she could replace her “Blank Space” with “Bad Blood.” The film — titled Miss Americana, an homage to her song “Miss Americana & the Heartbreak Prince” — features footage from 2018 when Swift was discussing her statement against Sen. Marsha Blackburn (R-Tenn.). That statement would falsely smear Blackburn as anti-woman and anti-gay, twisting her recent votes out of context.

I remember a lot of leftists attacking Blackburn, and for the most part the attacks were unwarranted; mostly because the lunatics didn’t bother to look up he facts.

“For 12 years, we’ve not gotten involved with politics or religion,” the singer’s father, Scott Kingsley Swift, says in the video.

Swift is worth $360 million, but she’ll have you believe she is a Woman of the People. You’ll forgive me if I don’t appreciate the political ramblings of a serial dater who trashes her exes in virtually every song.

“Yeah, but this is on the home front. And also, back in the presidential election, I was in such a horrendous place that I wasn’t gonna pop my head out of the sand for anything,” his daughter replies. “First of all, these aren’t your dad’s celebrities, and these aren’t your dad’s Republicans.” (H/TAOSHQ)

Yes, and that’s a feature, not a bug. We’ve eliminated the squishes like Paul Ryan, John McCain and Jeff Flake, in favor of Republicans who extricate us from needless wars and pump up the economy to record highs. An economy which, by the way, is helping everyone, not just millionaires like you, Taylor.

Swiftly Fleeing The Box Office

Taylor Swift’s 2018 concert calendar was released last month, and judging by the ticket prices, her “Reputation” will be taking a hit.

That’s the verdict from ticked-off fans, who are balking at buying seats for the 28-year-old pop star’s tour to promote her new “Reputation” album, citing stratospheric markups and greedy sales gimmicks.

“I paid $150 for my ticket with amazing seats for the 1989 tour. Now for the same seats I have to pay about $500,” Twitter user “swiftieloves” recently griped.

A look at Ticketmaster’s interactive seat charts confirms that Swift’s schedule of 33 dates for the North American “Reputation” tour has yet to produce a single sellout, from its May 8 launch in Phoenix to its Oct. 6 finale in Arlington, Texas. By comparison, all the dates on Swift’s “1989” tour in 2015 “sold out within minutes,” according to concertsandsports.com.

I cannot wait until Swift releases a song about how poorly Ticketmaster treated her during their intimate relationship.

Hard Of Herrin

Paul Herrin TennesseeMeet Paul Herrin.

As you can plainly see, Paul is a personable, well-adjusted individual who is just trying to make his way in this topsy-turvy world. He is a loyal family man who was unjustifiably arrested by the police for trying to remove his wife from harms’ way. Paul, as you will soon see, is an American hero.

Police said the homeowner thought that Paul Herrin, 26, was a tenant stopping by to pay rent. When the homeowner opened the door, the suspect wedged his foot inside and pushed his way through.

The robber insisted that he was there to “save Taylor Swift, his wife, and that he had every right to search the residence.”

If I had a nickel for every time I saved my wife, Hayley Atwell, from harm, I’d have… eight nickels. Ironically, Vica Kerekes has been arrested dozens of times for bursting into my home. To be honest, it is really quite embarrassing.