A Florida couple did the impossible this week by finally making tennis enjoyable to watch… or at least enjoyable to listen to.
As Frances Tiafoe and Mitchell Krueger competed in the Sarasota Open on Tuesday night, their match was interrupted by a couple having sex across the way.
“Nope, that’s not a phone. That is … that’s an apartment across the lake,” he said. “Well, everyone was looking around to see where that was coming from and finally, figure out, that wasn’t a video. At least somebody’s having a good night.”
While spectators erupted with laughter in the stands, Tiafoe shouted, “It can’t be that good!”
Wow, I haven’t heard moaning like that since my senior prom. Ba-zing!
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This week’s babe is tennis star Caroline Wozniacki, who is currently competing in the U.S. Open.
Caroline Wozniacki is a Danish professional tennis player. She is a former world No. 1 on the WTA Tour, having held this position for 67 weeks. She was the first woman from a Scandinavian country to hold the top ranking position.
Wozniacki was in a relationship with Northern Irish professional golfer Rory McIlroy from 2011 until 2014. She announced their engagement on her Twitter page on 1 January 2014. On 21 May 2014, it was announced that McIlroy had ended the engagement: “The wedding invitations issued at the weekend made me realise that I wasn’t ready for all that marriage entails. I wish Caroline all the happiness she deserves and thank her for the great times we’ve had.”
In plain English, that means McIlroy is a gigantic douche. I mean, look at who he dumped!
There are more photos below the fold…
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Today’s babe is Eugenie Bouchard, a 22-year old Canadian tennis player who obviously wants to jump my bones. And really, can you blame her?
Eugenie “Genie” Bouchard (born February 25, 1994) is a Canadian professional tennis player who is currently ranked no. 42 in the world. At the 2014 Wimbledon Championships, Bouchard became the first Canadian to reach the finals of a Grand Slam in singles, finishing runner-up to Petra Kvitová.
Genie was born and raised in Montreal, so she probably fluent in French… kissing.
There are women who look good in bikinis, and women who should never, under any circumstances, even enter the bikini section. Eugenie should wear them twenty-eight hours a day, eight days a week…
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