True Detective Stories

My word, Tuesday evening was one for the books. We suffered through seeing three detectives call out sick, some thug shooting at police – none were hit – and literally the dumbest sergeant in the history of policing. How bad was this person? The mind reels.

So we get a call from the district sergeant who demanded to speak with a supervisor. Since the supervisor was out at the shooting/barricaded person call, the closest thing to a boss was me. Reluctantly, and with a lot of attitude, the sergeant deemed me worthy enough to listen to her mind-blowing MENSA-level intelligence…

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The Inanimate Carbon Rod

Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein is demanding an investigation of Republican staffers after they leaked a report that Rosenstein threatened them previously.

Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein will recommend that the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence open an internal investigation of its Republican staffers following a damning new report from Fox News, a Department of Justice official said Tuesday.

“[Rosenstein] will request that the House General counsel conduct an internal investigation of these Congressional staffers’ conduct,” the official said. The statement was included in a report alleging that Rosenstein threatened to subpoena Republican staffers on the House panel during a closed-door meeting in January 2018.

One staffer wrote in an email at the time that Rosenstein issued a “not-so-veiled threat to unleash the full prosecutorial power of the state against us.”

Another committee investigator, Kash Patel, wrote in an email Rosenstein suggested that the Justice Department “will subpoena your records and your emails.”

My first question would be, “Where the hell is Jeff Sessions, and why isn’t he stepping in?” but I keep forgetting Sessions is useless as teat on a nun. My second question is this; why does the AG’s office sit on their hands during Democrat leaks, but gets riled up when the leaks come from the other side?

Jackie Whoa

Meet Jacqueline Ades of Flori-duh.

Jacqueline is young, pretty, and completely faithful to her relationship partners. In fact, she is so committed to her relationships that she should have to be committed.

In July 2017, 31-year-old Jacqueline Ades was found parked outside of the victim’s home, police said. The man also accused her of repeatedly texting him, despite him saying he no longer wanted to talk to her.

Officers found Ades still outside the victim’s home when they arrived and told her to leave, officials said. Shortly after, the man started to receive threatening text messages from the suspect.

Ades allegedly sent about 65,000 text messages to the man’s phone. The victim said she sent about 500 text messages to him a day. In one of Ades’ messages, she allegedly stated, “…Don’t ever try to leave me…I’ll kill you…I don’t wanna be a murderer.” She also said she wanted to wear his body parts and bathe in his blood.

First of all, this simply proves Jacqueline has found her true love. Second, bathing in blood is apparently very beneficial to your skin. The gal just wants to look good for her man. Is that so wrong?