Crazy At The Bat

Meet Tiesha Thomas of Fort Lauderdale, Florida. Tiesha is a big baseball fan, and in an effort to get noticed by the Tampa Bay Rays, she has been taking swings at people and vehicles.

The victim, who did not want to be identified, said she was driving her boyfriend’s car in Fort Lauderdale about 10 p.m. on April 23 when an angry driver began flashing her high beams at her.

After both cars stopped at a Kwik Stop convenience store in the 1500 block of Northwest 19th Street, Tiesha Thomas grabbed a bat from her car and struck the other vehicle several times, breaking windows.

Thomas struck the victim as she tried to take a photograph of Thomas’ license plate. Thomas then returned to her car and drove toward the victim, causing the woman to jump out of the way to avoid being hit.

Wait, she did this outside the Kwik Stop? Wasn’t that the setting of Clerks? I’ll bet the cashier replied, “This job would be great if it wasn’t for the fucking customers.”