The Right Tool For The Job

Penis WrenchAn Australian man apparently had one too many Foster’s Lagers last week, before grabbing a wrench and, um, tightening his nuts.

A MAN was left red-faced when firefighters had to be called to hospital to remove a tool from his penis. The man became stuck after his penis swelled up in the ring spanner on Monday and was he unable to remove it.

Tweed firefighters say it not uncommon for them to be called to such jobs where people leave it too late to ask for help.

That’s because the jerkoff spent so much time trying to jerk the tool off. Guys, your penis is only supposed to placed in a few designated places, and none of them should set off a metal detector. Well, unless your partner has braces.