U.S. Forces In Syria Are Coming Home

President Trump has decided to bring our forces home from Syria after the decimation of ISIS and its despicable allies.

President Donald Trump has begun withdrawing troops from Syria, claiming victory in the war against the Islamic State, White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders announced.

“We have started returning United States troops home as we transition to the next phase of this campaign,” Sanders declared. “The United States and our allies stand ready to re-engage at all levels to defend American interests whenever necessary, and we will continue to work together to deny radical Islamist terrorists territory, funding, support, and any means of infiltrating our borders.”

“The Coalition has liberated the ISIS-held territory, but the campaign against ISIS is not over,” Pentagon spokeswoman Dana White said Wednesday. “We have started the process of returning U.S. troops home from Syria as we transition to the next phase of the campaign.”

Wait a minute, we elected a Republican president who doesn’t believe in fighting endless wars? What the hell kind of garbage is this?! Honestly, it might be time to take our forces out of Afghanistan, too. Let the goat f**kers kill each other for a while.