Mulder Was Right!

The U.S. Navy confirmed videos of three alleged UFO sightings are genuine, and they have declared all three objects as “unidentified.”

Three videos posted online that have been described as being related to UFO sightings do indeed include footage of “unidentified aerial phenomena,” a U.S. Navy spokesman confirmed.

But as for specifics, spokesman Joseph Gradisher said the Navy doesn’t know exactly what the objects are.

“The three videos (one from 2004 and two from 2015) show incursions into our military training ranges by unidentified aerial phenomena,” Gradisher said.

Great, all those drunken rednecks are going to hold this over our heads for the rest of our lives, and Jimmy Carter will continually regale us about his anal probe.

Florida’s Forecast? Rain.

The U.S. Navy is apparently as sick of Florida as the rest of us, and they’re doing something about it.

The U.S. Navy is dropping live bombs in a national forest in Florida this week. The bombing began Monday from the Jacksonville Naval Air Station at its 450-acre Pinecastle Range Complex in Ocala National Forest.

The live bombs will be dropped from 9-11 a.m. each day with Navy jets back in the area in the afternoon and early evenings with inert bombings.

Hopefully, some enterprising young pilot will post fliers stating free beer and meth will be distributed inside the target area.

Finally, A SecDef Who Commands Respect

Not content to focus solely on the OMG TRUMP-RUSSIA! non-story, or the OMG TRUMP’S A NAZI! story, the bed-wetters of the mainstream media are now shrieking about Secretary of Defense James “Mad Dog” Mattis’ remarks to sailors of the USS Kentucky.

‘Thanks for sticking with the Navy,’ he said at the Naval Base Kitsap in the state of Washington, adding that the experience would change them ‘for the better for the rest of your life.’

‘So you’ll never regret, but you will have some of the best days of your life and some of the worst days of your life in the U.S. Navy, you know what I mean? That says – that means you’re living. That means you’re living.’

That means you’re not some p***y sitting on the sidelines, you know what I mean, kind of sitting there saying, “Well, I should have done something with my life”,’ he said.

Oh my gawd, General Mattis used the p-word! Personally, I’m disappointed in Mattis’ word choice, as well. I expected him to use the c-word instead.

Repairing America’s Global Standing

US Sailors Detained By Iran

A congressman claims the Obama administration is purposely suppressing the details of Iran’s capture of American sailors, suggesting the sailors were treated more harshly than we were led to believe.

Rep. Randy Forbes (R., Va.) told the Free Beacon the Obama administration is still keeping details of the maritime incident under wraps. It could be a year or longer before the American public receives a full accounting of the incident, in which several U.S. sailors were abducted at gunpoint by the Iranian military.

Forbes suggested that Iran’s treatment of the U.S. sailors—which included filming them crying and forcing them to apologize at gunpoint—may have been much worse than what has been publicly reported.

Forbes is pushing a new measure that would increase sanctions on Tehran for its treatment of the U.S. sailors in order to hold Iran accountable for its aggressive behavior. (H/TAOSHQ)

The Navy has already sacked the sailors’ commander, so covering up the details is not a surprising move. I do find it interesting Obama wanted the Iran nuclear deal so badly, he not only caved on every issue, but – possibly – allowed Iran to harm our captured sailors.