The Cat’s Name Was Pussy Galore

Meet Susan Freudenthal of Flori-Duh.

Karen, er, Susan was involved in an argument with her girlfriend inside their residence, when Susan decided to attack her longtime companion with a cat.

Police said things escalated after Susan Freudenthal, 53, and her girlfriend got into an argument at a home in Largo.

According to the report, Freudenthal took their cat, held it up to her girlfriend’s face and “swore on the animal’s life that she was not cheating.”

The animal was in distress and scratched her girlfriend, the affidavit said. The woman had multiple lacerations on her face.

I guess the kitty had cat-scratch fever. Ahem, I’ll see myself out.