Dogging It Doggy Style?

While British soccer fans are impatiently awaiting the go-ahead to return to their favorite team’s soccer stadiums, some randy citizens have decided to play with balls outside the venues whether it’s game day or not.

While it’s not clear when fans will be allowed back into Premier League football stadiums some people are making use of the facilities during the layoff. Watford FC’s 22,200 capacity Vicarage Road stadium has become a local dogging hotspot during lockdown.

Randy Hertfordshire swingers have been getting up to all sorts of mischief in the shadow of the historic stadium, which has been the home of Sir Elton John’s favourite side since 1922.

Considering Watford was bounced from the Premier League last season and have a Championship League record of 2-0-1, the sex is the only thing going on near the stadium.

Steve and Helen, a couple claiming to be local doggers, told The Sun they are regulars at the Watford dogging site, although they don’t support the team.

Now see, that’s not right. If I want to have sex outside Old Trafford (Manchester United’s stadium), I’m bringing Vica Kerekes (above) with me. If you’re going to boink someone outside a team you hate, you don’t bring your best girl; you bring a prostitute!