Former First “Lady,” borderline alcoholic, and perpetual crybaby Hillary Clinton is back in the news, and get this: she’s claiming the 2016 Presidential Election “was stolen from her.”
Former Secretary of State and failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton continued to push the narrative that Russian President Vladimir Putin “helped elect” former President Donald Trump on Wednesday.
When I think about this despicable bitch, I always remember Hillary Clinton will never be president. I’ll bet she’s furious the illegitimate president is in the White House.
Clinton, who lost the 2016 presidential election to Trump, joined MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” to offer her thoughts on President Biden’s meeting with the Russian leader. The former Democratic nominee used the opportunity to praise Biden, bash Trump and declare that Putin contributed to her loss.
“I think that [Biden’s] long history with foreign relations, his eight years as vice president seeing what worked, what didn’t work, watching the disaster of the Trump presidency in basically giving a green light to Putin to do whatever he wanted – once he helped elect Trump, of course – I think you’ll see a much different approach,” Clinton said.
I agree. Soon we’ll see the illegitimate president drooling in a cup, using cue cards during sex, and demanding his staff send in more young girls with fresh-smelling hair.
The illegitimate president embarrassed himself and the country yet again after American and Russian journalists participated in a shoving match. The altercation came shortly before the illegitimate president and Vladimir Putin were to begin their summit meeting.
Vladimir Putin left the American side irritated as the launch of talks between the heads of state was marred by abrasive Russian security and unruly journalists. In the ensuing finger-pointing, the U.S. side blamed the Russians.
“The Russians, of course, were the ones who were pushing people and causing problems, but it was just — that stuff, unfortunately, should not have happened,” a senior U.S. official said. “We’ve got to figure out to make sure those kinds of things do not happen.”
Remember, we were told the illegitimate president would bring decorum and class back to the presidency. Five months in, his cronies are embroiled in a shoving match with Russian journalists.
“The pool was repeatedly told to line up separately and in single file, but neither side did,” the pool report noted. “Instead, the journalists pushed and shoved trying to enter the building.”
Sadly, no American reporters were seriously hurt. I was hoping someone would at least punch Acosta in his tiny, shrunken balls.
Stop me if you heard this before. A ruthless mobster uses his connections to dispose of his competition through violence and intimidation, while the government is a willing participant in the crime.
No, I’m not talking about The Godfather; I’m talking about the leader of the most corrupt country on Earth: Russia.
Earlier this year, Alexei Navalny’s Anti-Corruption Foundation (FBK) had been included in the foreign agents’ list. In October, the Russian Investigative Committee carried out searches of the headquarters of the Anti-Corruption Foundation in 30 regions of Russia.
The Moscow office of the Anti-Corruption Foundation established by Russian opposition figure Alexei Navalny is being searched, the organisation’s press-secretary, Kira Yarmysh wrote in a Twitter post.
Navalny’s lawyer posted a video in which the employees are seen barricaded inside the office while the police are attempting to saw the door open.
You can see some video of that by clicking here. It looks exactly like the beginning of the first Star Wars film, A New Hope. I’m just surprised stormtroopers didn’t funnel into the office immediately afterward.
The Son Of A Gun Caption Contest is now over.
Top Five Entries:
5. Putin: “Heavy is good, heavy is reliable. If it doesn’t work you can always hit them with it.” – Barry D.
4. “Sorry, But you know, there can be only one Vlad, Vlad!” – Proof
3. This sir, is a very rare French pistol. Only dropped once, so it’s considered a collector’s item. – MelP
2. Ezekiel 25:17. – Sully
WINNER! – What I’m asking, Minister Kolokoltsev, is which one will I look best holding with my shirt off? – Jim
Son Of A Gun Caption Contest
Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, March 4th.
Original Caption: Russian President Vladimir Putin holds a pistol as he attends an exhibition together with Interior Minister Vladimir Kolokoltsev before the annual expanded meeting of the Interior Ministry Board in Moscow. Sputnik/Aleksey Nikolskyi/Kremlin via REUTERS
The Putin On The Charm Caption Contest has now ended.
Top Five Entries:
5. “I like to thank that great woman on my left, Hillary Clinton, for getting us all that Uranium. You go girl!” – RedneckGeeezer
4. Volare, oh oh
Cantare, oh oh oh oh
Let’s fly way up to the clouds
Away from the maddening crowds
We can sing in the glow of a star that I know of
Where lovers enjoy peace of mind
Let us leave the confusion and all disillusion behind
Just like birds of a feather, a rainbow together we’ll find… – Sully
3. Russian news agency TASS released a rare photo of Vladimir Putin with his shirt on. – Mike
2. “On this inauguration as your 46th President, I would just like to thank all those Amerikans that believed the US Constitution is a living document.” – Ingineer66
WINNER! – “The record shows,
I took the blows,
And did it…..
Myyyyyyyy…… Waaaayyyyyy!!!!” – TXNick
Putin On The Charm Caption Contest
Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, March 12th.
Original Caption: Russian President Vladimir Putin delivers a speech during a rally to support his bid in the upcoming presidential election at Luzhniki Stadium in Moscow, Russia, March 3, 2018. (Photo: Maxim Shemetov/Reuters)
The Whispers In The Snark Caption Contest has now concluded.
Top Three Entries:
3. “Psssst!…hey Vlad…..wanna touch my tiny hands?” – Kevin
2. Trump: “Oh good, my amazing colossal interpreter has arrived..” – Sully
WINNER! – Trump and Putin were so engaged in their conversation that they did not at first notice the hand of God smacking the Secretary of State. – Proof
Whispers In The Snark Caption Contest
Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted Monday, July 17th.
Original Caption: Russia’s President Vladimir Putin talks to U.S. President Donald Trump during their bilateral meeting at the G20 summit in Hamburg, Germany July 7, 2017. (Photo: Carlos Barria/Reuters)
By reading his tweets, one would think Donald Trump is the greatest media troll of all time. The man posts comments solely to drive the MSM insane – well, more so – and while he is arguably a master troller, Trump does have one equal.
Russian President Vladimir Putin said on Wednesday that U.S. President Donald Trump had not passed any secrets onto Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov during a meeting in Washington last week and that he could prove it.
Putin said Russia was ready to hand a transcript of Trump’s meeting with Lavrov over to U.S. lawmakers if that would help reassure them.
Obviously I’m no fan of Putin, but this is a work of brilliance. Not only is the Russian strongman trolling the media, but he’s also trolling the Democrat snowflakes shrieking about the latest “impeachable offense.” Bravo, Vladimir. Bravo.