This Business Will Get Out Of Control

Smoke rises in the distance, amid reports of two explosions, seen from Nowosiolki, Poland, near the border with Ukraine November 15, 2022 in this image obtained from social media. Stowarzyszenie Moje Nowosiolki via REUTERS THIS IMAGE HAS BEEN SUPPLIED BY A THIRD PARTY. MANDATORY CREDIT: TPX IMAGES OF THE DAY

Two Polish residents were killed yesterday after either a missile strike, or a shot down rocket struck a small village just outside the border of Ukraine.

Speaking to the Associated Press, one U.S. intelligence official claimed two people were killed after a Russian missile landed in a Polish village Tuesday. The incident technically means that Russia just committed an act of aggression on NATO territory, though whether or not the strike was intentional remains to be seen.

The missile landed in Przewodów, an eastern Polish village close to the Ukrainian border, suggesting that the strike was not intentional.

Okay, let’s assume it landed in Poland unintentionally. How many chances does Russia get before things get really dicey? Poland has been overrun far too many times to see this happen again.

The strike – should it turn out to be a missile strike – could have potentially very serious consequences given that Poland is a member of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO). A strike on NATO territory is considered an attack against all members of the alliance under Article 5 of the treaty.

Article 5 is a cornerstone of the alliance between NATO’s 30 member states. The article states that if any NATO Ally is targeted by an outside nation, all other members of the alliance consider it an act of violence against themselves and will take all necessary action to assist the Ally that was attacked.

I don’t believe this will prompt a NATO retaliation, and to their credit, Poland is pissed and they elevated their military readiness, but they have not retaliated against Russia.

I absolutely believe F. Joe Biden would have no problem jumping into a war with Russia, because he is mentally compromised. The rest of NATO will – hopefully – realize this incident, while awful, is not enough to start World War III.

I do, however, worry about Slovakia, which shares a border with Ukraine.

Russia Needs To Be Put Down

The host of Russia’s 60 Minutes program is claiming Russia will not stop at Ukraine, and the hostess said after they conquer Ukraine, they will invade Poland next. It’s likely this is just sabre rattling, but I believe Putin is capable of anything.

NATO member Poland could be the next target of a Russian invasion as the war in Ukraine drags on, according to pro-Kremlin Russian TV channel Russia-1.

Presenter Olga Skabeeva, host of the “60 Minutes” talk show and one of Russia’s most prominent state propagandists, was quoted by Daily Beast journalist Julia Davis as saying that Russia should smash Western countries after Ukraine, starting with its neighbor Poland.

Someone should inform Putin that this is not 1939, and Poland is not the road apple they believe they are. Poland hates Russia. They invaded Poland in 1939, they refused to help the Warsaw Uprising in 1944, and sat back while the Poles were slaughtered by the Nazis.

“Perhaps it’s time to acknowledge that maybe Russia’s special operation in Ukraine has come to an end, in a sense that a real war had started: World War III. We’re forced to conduct the demilitarization not only of Ukraine, but of the entire NATO alliance.”

Good luck with that sugar tits. If you think NATO is going to sit back and watch Russia invade another country, you’re dumber than you look.

You’ll Need A New Summer Getaway Now

Former Soviet KGB agent and man about town Vladimir Putin has banned nearly one thousand Americans and Canadians from entering Russia. Wow, Soviet Disney World is going to take a big loss this year. I was quite excited to ride the Gulag Falls.

Russia said on Saturday it had so far banned 963 Americans from entering the country – including previously announced moves against President Joe Biden and other top officials – and would continue to retaliate against what it called hostile U.S. actions.

Putin banned Biden, which is hilarious since F. Joe thought he was banned from Prussia.

The largely symbolic travel bans form part of a downward spiral in Russia’s relations with the West since its Feb. 24 invasion of Ukraine, which prompted Washington and its allies to impose drastic sanctions on Moscow and step up arms supplies to Ukraine.

Separately, the Foreign Ministry said it had added 26 new names to a list of Canadians it has barred from travelling to Russia, including defence chiefs, defence industry executives and Sophie Gregoire Trudeau, the wife of Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.

Yeah, I’m sure they’re shaking in their boots. I know for a fact the Trudeau family was looking to spend the summer months in Utopian Russia, waiting in food lines for borscht, toilet paper, and soap.

Oligarch: Putin May Have Blood Cancer

An unidentified Russian oligarch is claiming Soviet tyrant Vladimir Putin may be suffering from blood cancer, and may also be affected with Parkinson’s Disease. May the Lord forgive me, but I sincerely hope this is true.

An audio recording of the oligarch’s comments was obtained by a Western venture capitalist and shared with New Lines magazine, the publication said.

In it, the oligarch – who has close ties to the Kremlin and named only as ‘Yuri’ to protect his identity – claimed a number of the health problems Putin is believed to be suffering from are linked to him having blood cancer.

Normally I would dismiss these kind of stories, but there have been more than a few rumors that Putin’s health has been poor recently. plus, the Daily Mail is usually pretty accurate with their stories.

One example given was Putin’s lower back problems. The Russian tyrant underwent surgery on his back in October 2021, just a few months before he ordered the invasion of Ukraine on February 24. Other examples cited by the magazine included Putin’s increasingly puffy face – a possible indicator of steroid use in his recovery – and the fact that he appears to be walking with a limp.

Other sources have claimed in recent months that Putin, 69, is suffering from Parkinson’s. He has been seen in public less frequently than normal, and when he is shown on television, his appearances are heavily curated.

I try to avoid gloating over people who pass away, but in Putin’s case, I will make an exception. The man is responsible for an untold amount of murders, and he should be compared to Stalin when it comes to violence against his own citizens.

Russia Rejected Cease-Fire During Easter

Vladimir Putin and the rest of his Russian stooges rejected a cease-fire during the Eastern Orthodox holy week. The suggestion from the United Nations was to allow civilians to be evacuated from the war zone.

Russia rejected a temporary cease-fire in Ukraine that the United Nations secretary general requested for the purpose of civilian evacuation during the Eastern Orthodox Holy Week leading up to Easter. Russia’s deputy UN ambassador said the cease-fire request was not sincere and would only provide time to arm Ukrainian soldiers.

I am really starting to despise Russia, their dictator, and the people at large. When it’s Putin’s time to meet his Maker, I sincerely hope he has plenty to answer for.

Dmitry Polyanskiy, the deputy ambassador, told the Security Council Tuesday that the cease-fire requests were “insincere, and in practice they merely point to an aspiration to provide Kyiv nationalists breathing room to regroup and receive more drones, more antitank missiles and more MANPADS,” The New York Times reported. “MANPADS” refers to man-portable air-defense systems, smaller and more portable surface-to-air missiles.

“Kyiv nationalists.” You mean the citizens of Kyiv who are only trying to save their country after your pricks invaded their homeland? Go f**k yourself, Polyanskiy.

Whatever you think of this invasion, I believe the Soviets need to be put down like rabid dogs.

Russian Invasion Of Ukraine Imminent

The White House and its lying Press Secretary Jen Psaki is claiming Russian Strongman Vladimir Putin’s invasion of Ukraine is imminent, and they may attack “at any point.”

The White House raised more concerns about the future of Ukraine on Tuesday, as Russians amass troops at the border. White House press secretary Jen Psaki raised the alarm during the daily briefing.

“We believe we’re now at a stage where Russia could at any point launch an attack on Ukraine,” Psaki said. “I would say that’s more stark than we have been.”

If I know Putin, and I think I’ve read enough about Lenin and Stalin to take an educated guess; Putin will invade during the Olympics. The world will be so enthralled with the Olympic Games that no one will even bat an eye.

President Biden has repeatedly talked tough with Russian President Vladimir Putin about Ukraine, but tensions continue to rise over Russia’s decision to deploy troops in the region.

That’s probably because Putin knows Biden is a withered, dementia-addled old fossil who couldn’t – and wouldn’t – dare to challenge Russia on this. Hell, Biden already effectively said the U.S. will not intervene, and reaffirmed he will not send military aid to Ukraine. Pray for Ukraine. It’s going to be ugly.

Caption Contest Winners

The I Must Break You Caption Contest is now over.

Top Five Entries:
5. I’m going to switch to a tape of Professor Irwin Corey. He makes more sense. – Jim
4. Putin: “Where the hell is the TV remote?” – Sully
3. Putin: I keeeel you!! – Art Lindsay
2. I can still smell his Depends through the Zoom meeting. – RudyTBone

WINNER!Mike AKA Proof’s PhotoshopMike AKA Proof

Weekend Caption Contest

I Must Break You Caption Contest
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Caption this photo in the comments section. The winners will be posted on Monday, December 13th.

Original Caption: President Joe Biden warned Russian President Vladimir Putin that the U.S. “would respond with strong economic and other measures” if Russia continues to escalate the conflict with Ukraine.

Hillary: Still Cryin’ After All These Years

Former First “Lady,” borderline alcoholic, and perpetual crybaby Hillary Clinton is back in the news, and get this: she’s claiming the 2016 Presidential Election “was stolen from her.”

Former Secretary of State and failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton continued to push the narrative that Russian President Vladimir Putin “helped elect” former President Donald Trump on Wednesday.

When I think about this despicable bitch, I always remember Hillary Clinton will never be president. I’ll bet she’s furious the illegitimate president is in the White House.

Clinton, who lost the 2016 presidential election to Trump, joined MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” to offer her thoughts on President Biden’s meeting with the Russian leader. The former Democratic nominee used the opportunity to praise Biden, bash Trump and declare that Putin contributed to her loss.

“I think that [Biden’s] long history with foreign relations, his eight years as vice president seeing what worked, what didn’t work, watching the disaster of the Trump presidency in basically giving a green light to Putin to do whatever he wanted – once he helped elect Trump, of course – I think you’ll see a much different approach,” Clinton said.

I agree. Soon we’ll see the illegitimate president drooling in a cup, using cue cards during sex, and demanding his staff send in more young girls with fresh-smelling hair.

Hot Reporter-On-Reporter Violence

The illegitimate president embarrassed himself and the country yet again after American and Russian journalists participated in a shoving match. The altercation came shortly before the illegitimate president and Vladimir Putin were to begin their summit meeting.

Vladimir Putin left the American side irritated as the launch of talks between the heads of state was marred by abrasive Russian security and unruly journalists. In the ensuing finger-pointing, the U.S. side blamed the Russians.

“The Russians, of course, were the ones who were pushing people and causing problems, but it was just — that stuff, unfortunately, should not have happened,” a senior U.S. official said. “We’ve got to figure out to make sure those kinds of things do not happen.”

Remember, we were told the illegitimate president would bring decorum and class back to the presidency. Five months in, his cronies are embroiled in a shoving match with Russian journalists.

“The pool was repeatedly told to line up separately and in single file, but neither side did,” the pool report noted. “Instead, the journalists pushed and shoved trying to enter the building.”

Sadly, no American reporters were seriously hurt. I was hoping someone would at least punch Acosta in his tiny, shrunken balls.