You’ve Made Me Unleash My Dogs Of War

While I think Texas Governor Gregg Abbott is a wishy-washy clown half of the time, when he wants to be a conservative, he almost always delivers the goods. This week, Abbott ordered his Department of Public Safety to move their vehicles to block the Texas border from the Haitian invaders.

Texas Gov. Greg Abbott has taken “unprecedented” measures to deter thousands of migrants from crossing into the state by parking Texas National Guard and Texas Department of Public Safety vehicles along the U.S.-Mexico border near the Del Rio International Bridge.

“We put hundreds of Texas Department of Public Safety cars and created a steel wall — a steel wall of DPS vehicles — that prevented anybody from crossing that dam that you’ve seen people walk across,” Abbott told Fox News Tuesday. “We effectively … regained control of the border.”

This is a rather genius move, if you ask me.

He added in a statement that “one day there were countless people coming across the border, then the DPS put up all these vehicles, and suddenly, in an instant, people stopped crossing the border in this location. That strategy is working.”

The Haitian invasion stopped at Del Rio, but the illegitimate president has been transporting and releasing Haitians in other parts of the country. It’s great when the president hates his own country.