All Hail Governor DeSantis

If Donald Trump runs for president in 2024, he will absolutely get my vote. That said, if Florida Governor Ron DeSantis runs in 2028, I will crawl naked through broken glass to vote for him. DeSantis is simply the greatest governor on America.

The Walt Disney Company has lost nearly $50 billion dollars in stock market value since the start of March, when executives shifted gears and became more actively involved in politically-charged ideological culture warfare against Gov. Ron DeSantis and Florida leadership.

According to the Washington Examiner, the downfall of Disney has been $46.6 billion USD since March 1, which the outlet marks as shortly before the start of their ongoing conflict against the state of Florida.

The latest battle has Disney losing their special self-governing status. Tens of billions of dollars were wiped out of Disney’s stock value since Tuesday, alone. Coincidentally, that was the same day DeSantis announced that eliminating Disney’s “legacy special district” status was on the session agenda.

Nearly $50 million lost in less than two months. Get woke, go broke, beyotches!

Now on Friday, DeSantis signed a bill that made it official. By June 1, 2023, Disney is no longer allowed to do their own zoning, laws, policing, or infrastructure.

“You’re a corporation based in Burbank, California, and you’re gonna marshal your economic might to attack the parents of my state. We view that as a provocation, and we’re going to fight back against that,” he commented.

Governor DeSantis is an amazing conservative and he does not suffer fools. As Abraham Lincoln said about General U.S. Grant, “I can’t spare this man—he fights.”

It’s Time To Bankrupt Disney World

Employees at Walt Disney World are walking off the job every day from 3pm to 3:15pm. Why? Because the leftists there want Florida schools to teach sexual orientation and LBGT issues to toddlers.

LGBTQ workers and employee allies at The Walt Disney Company staged a walkout in protest of Florida’s Parental Rights in Education bill, dubbed the “Don’t Say Gay” bill by opponents.

There is no “Don’t Say Gay” bill. The legislators dubbed it the “Parental Rights in Education” bill, which will protest children from kindergarten to third grade to not be indoctrinated sex and LGBT matters.

“The Walt Disney Company’s (TWDC) LGBTQIA+ community and their allies are determined to take a stand against TWDC’s apathy in the face of the bigoted ‘Don’t Say Gay’ bill put forth by the FL state legislature,” the protest’s website states.

The bill prohibits instruction on sexual orientation or gender identity from kindergarten to third grade and would limit or prohibit what classrooms can teach about sexual orientation and gender identity in other grades unless they are “age appropriate or developmentally appropriate,” a threshold criticized as vague by opponents. It would also allow parents to sue schools that engage in these topics.

My goodness, Governor DeSantis is a monster for keeping sexual orientation and gender identity away from young children. Personally, I think every kindergarten kid should be instructed in sexual issues from day one.

The left destroys everything it touches.

Woman Gets Dragged For Being Good Mom

A mother was dragged through social media after she asked a legitimate question of Walt Disney World. You see, Disney now uses facial recognition for entry into the park, and the mother was worried facial recognition of her four-year old child could be shared.

What. A. Monster.

Disney has a large number of ways that they are able to track what Guests enter their Park, and to ensure that each ticket is used for one singular Guest, and not being passed off to allow multiple people to enter through one ticket.

I’m pretty sure that’s not a thing, but sure, claim that happens.

At Walt Disney World, facial recognition was being tested for a while, however, fingerprint scans are the way the system typically operates. If you are scanning your Disney ticket for the first time, you will place a finger on the fingerprint scanner, and that will be your source of confirmation for the rest of your trip. This means Guests will always have to scan that same finger to enter Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, Disney’s Animal Kingdom, and Disney’s Hollywood Studios. Annual Passes work in a similar way, where after the first scan, Disney will always require the same fingerprint.

One mother did not want to submit her child to facial recognition, and she was lambasted for it on social media. This was her “erratic” question:

We have an issue with them taking our kids picture upon entering the Resort. I understand it is because they want to make sure it is the same person re-enters if and when you leave the Park, but I am wondering if there is any way around it? Know anyone who I can contact? My four-year-old really wants to go for her birthday, but we really feel this is an invasion of our privacy. Is there a theme park that doesn’t have that policy?

One specific site claimed this question was “asinine,” because everyone should bend the knee to Big Brother. The mother also had concerns that maybe Disney or other outside companies could use the child’s likeness without permission. But yeah, this mother should be canceled. Or something.

The Waitingest Place On Earth

For reasons unknown to me, Walt Disney World is enjoying record attendance in their parks, and the ridiculous crowds have resulted in equally ridiculous ride waiting times.

This weekend sees many of the Parks at the Walt Disney World Resort in Orlando hit capacity. Ahead of Presidents’ Day on Monday, February 21, 2022, Magic Kingdom Park, Disney’s Animal Kingdom, and Disney’s Hollywood Studios were all completely sold out.

Sell-out crowds mean high wait times and six of Disney World’s most popular attractions just hit 800+ minutes total.

Who in their right mind would stand in line for so long?

Despite the ongoing effects of the pandemic, Disney Parks like the Walt Disney World Resort have seen skyrocketing profit thanks to price increases across merchandise, food, and Park tickets.

We’ve been to Disney World a few times, and the kids loved it when they were younger. Having said that, Disney World has become so unbelievably expensive that we cannot afford it anymore, Plus, their uber-woke policies are a huge turn-off.

The Slappiest Place On Earth

Two sisters were arrested after they started a drunken brawl inside Walt Disney World. See if you can guess the state before you read it, and no, it’s not Flori-Duh.

The arrest report reads like the plot of a “Jersey Shore” episode: Two sisters from New Jersey get into a drunken, naked fight. Only it didn’t happen in the Garden State. It took place at Disney Springs.

The two women, ages 29 and 31, were vacationing with their family in Orlando. That night, the sisters ate at a steakhouse and seemed to be having an enjoyable evening at first. They got drinks at an Irish restaurant.

I wonder if someone slipped the sisters a “Mickey?”

Then the problems began, small at first when they tried to go back to their hotel off Disney property. Their phone died. Disney Security helped them call an Uber. The Uber driver refused to take them, as he worried they were too drunk. The women argued while waiting for a taxi, and their night unraveled. The older sister called the younger sister a bad mom and slapped her. The younger sister threatened to punch her in return.

“Once separated, both sisters ran at each other, slipped in [the younger sister’s] vomit, then fell into the bushes while still fighting. [The security manager] stated [the younger sister] ran a few feet away and took off her dress, exposing her breasts.

While that sounds fabulous, 1. every crime where breasts are exposed are breasts no one wants to see, and 2. they’re from New Jersey, so… hard no.

Thanks to the Daley Gator for the linkage!

Americans Have Become Humorless

A gaggle of angry Karens took to Twitter – where else? – to whine about a couple who wore suggestive t-shirts to Walt Disney World. Oh noes, whatever will we do?

Angry Disney fans are calling for the Mouse House to ban inappropriate garb after a couple was photographed wearing sexually suggestive T-shirts at Disney World.

Over the weekend, fans posted a photo of a couple wearing matching shirts that riffed on Disney’s “D” calligraphy. One shirt read, “I wanted the D,” while the other said, “I gave her the D.” The non-family-friendly shirts, which are sold on Etsy and Amazon, caused a firestorm on Twitter.

Most of you know how much I despise Disney and their overpriced parks, so you can imagine how much I love these shirts.

The Post reached out to Disney World and Disneyland for comment but have yet to hear back. But both parks do state on their websites that they have the right to refuse entry or to remove any guest wearing inappropriate attire.

The couple enter the park unencumbered, so the gate attendants obviously did not have a problem with the t-shirts. The Karens, however, were another story. Imagine being so angry all day, every day.

The Hatchiest Place On Earth

Walt Disney World’s Tom Sawyer’s Island was evacuated after a man wearing camouflage was seen carrying a hatchet at the attraction. Apparently Disney is slashing prices!

Tom Sawyer Island at Magic Kingdom in Walt Disney World has been reportedly evacuated as a huge security presence was seen and the Orange County Sheriff’s Office logged a suspicious person in the Magic Kingdom area.

Some reports claim that a man was allegedly “dressed in camouflage” and holding a “hatchet,” and this led to the evacuation of Tom Sawyer Island. One Guest alleges that the person was a teenage male who had removed a hatchet prop from the island and was later arrested. However, at this time, there has not been official confirmation or further details regarding this incident. At this time, there are no reports of anyone being harmed.

That’s a shame, because I was really hoping someone there would murder all upcoming Marvel films. That franchise needs to be euthanized.

She Really Needed That Cucumber

A morbidly obese woman was riding on Epcot’s Living with the Land boat ride, when she decided she needed to jump out of the boat and steal a cucumber. The woman doesn’t look like she’s ever seen a vegetable, let alone eat one, so maybe she wanted the cucumber to compensate for her limp boyfriend.

A video sent in by Instagram user @alex64gaming shows a guest jumping from the boat on Living with the Land to the greenhouse area.

She appears to try to take a cucumber growing on a vine and then fall as she attempts to return to the boat. Another guest then leaves the boat and tries to assist her.

User @bizmark23 on Twitter replied to our story with another video. The user says, “I had the luxury of sitting behind these morons. They actually jumped off the boat 4 different times during the ride.”

You can see the video at the link. I actually wish she did get the cucumber, and died from the pesticides.

Mickey’s Got A Gun…

Imagine you scrounge and save enough money for a fabulous trip to Walt Disney World. You drive to Flori-Duh, approach the Magic Kingdom entrance, and just when you’re about to enter the park, fate – and idiocy – intervene.

A Georgia woman was arrested at Walt Disney World after security for the Florida resort found two guns and some marijuana in her child’s diaper bag.

It wasn’t just a handgun; it was a .45. This chick was apparently hunting big game.

Smith was arrested July 18 on misdemeanor counts of carrying a concealed weapon and marijuana possession.

Officials say Smith was going through Epcot security with an adult man, their 7-month-old daughter and her 7-year-old son when the guard spotted a 9mm handgun and a plastic bag containing marijuana.

So you denied your children a trip of a lifetime, forced them to watch the guard remove a .45-caliber handgun and marijuana from the diaper bag, and embarrassed them by being arrested in front of hundreds of people. Wow, great work, “mom.” You truly are a credit to the community.

The Zappiest Place On Earth

A British couple took their adopted autistic sons to Disney World for a nice, family vacation. Sadly, they saw many members of Mickey Mouse’s family in their hotel room. Wow, talk about access!

A married couple from England claims that when they checked into their Caribbean Beach Resort hotel room at Disney World in Florida, they discovered exposed wiring, dead cockroaches and a used condom on the bed. When they switched rooms, things weren’t much better.

Oh, the condom was mine. I just cannot resist those crazy stupid hot housekeepers. Sorry, my bad.

When they talked to the front desk, they were moved to another room, the Mirror reports. Unfortunately, they say that the second room was just as dirty, along with having live centipedes crawling around the room.

While my Disney fandom has waned over the years – ruining Star Wars, going full woke, etc. – I can honestly say I have never stayed in a dirty room there. Now, the condom and the cockroaches are obviously awful, but centipedes show up everywhere. If there were dozens of them, yeah, freak out; but if it’s one or two, hell, that’s a regular weekday in most homes.

Either way, this is another black mark on the Disney brand; a corporation who has been battling with some bad press already.