You Can Almost Taste The Hypocrisy

Meet Washington, D.C. mayor Muriel Bowser, a horse-toothed, racist, anti-cop leftist with the IQ of a common gnat.

Bowser was on Face the Nation this weekend, crying about all the illegals which have been shipped to her garbage city. She thinks local citizens shouldn’t pick up the tab for these illegals… in her town. Every other town in America is fine, as long as it isn’t Washington, D.C.

Sunday on CBS’s “Face the Nation,” Washington, D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser weighed in on reports that homeless shelters in her city were being overwhelmed by buses full of illegal immigrants coming from the border.

Heh, I wonder if these are the illegals Greg Abbott and Ron DeSantis sent to D.C. after Biden sent them to Texas and Florida? If so, well played, gentlemen.

Bowser advised that her administration “called on the federal government to work across state lines to prevent people from really being tricked into getting on buses.” She emphasized the need for a “coordinated federal response.”

“[T]his is a very significant issue,” Bowser stated. “We have, for sure, called on the federal government to work across state lines to prevent people from really being tricked into getting on buses. We think they’re largely asylum seekers who are going to final destinations that are not Washington, D.C.”

Except they are going to D.C., and as someone who was all in for illegal immigration, Bowser should welcome these illegals with open arms. I mean, the Democrats are all about inclusion, amirite?

Feel-Good Friday

While the Swamp is a disgusting cesspool of politicians and lobbyists, there are actually a handful of people in Washington, D.C. who truly care about others.

Take this random Good Samaritan, for example…

Recently, a random act of kindness in the Nation’s Capital inspired a driver to share the video of a Good Samaritan.

It may look like the woman, who was being drenched on the sidewalk, began holding the umbrella over a covered baby stroller, but upon closer inspection, you can see it was someone in a wheelchair holding a newspaper to cover their head.

Not only did the driver go out of his way, the woman used the umbrella to shelter the person in the wheelchair instead of herself.

Okay, maybe this isn’t the most amazing feat you have ever seen, but it really hit home with me. The guy could have stayed in his vehicle while the pedestrians were getting drenched, but he decided to act, and he’s a hero for doing so.

You can see the short video at the link. It’s inspiring.

Flag Guy Becomes Frag Guy

A Washington, D.C. construction worker was shot by a bicyclist – yes, a bicyclist – as he was riding through the construction zone. Guess the shooter wanted to see an LGBT flag instead.

A D.C. construction worker was shot in the leg overnight when a person on a bike began shooting in his direction, police said.

Minutes before midnight on April 21, the District’s gunshot detection system, ShotSpotter, noted four rounds fired at 999 Howard Road Southeast, just outside of the Anacostia Metro station, police said.

The construction worker was holding up a flag and directing traffic for the construction site when a person on a bike pulled out a silver handgun and shot at him, hitting him in the upper leg, according to police.

I have no guess as to why this thug decided to shoot at the construction worker. Maybe he was late to an appointment, or maybe he just doesn’t like the Village People.

Footloose Was Just A Movie, You Dolts

A bride is suing Washington, D.C. for their ridiculous, unconstitutional ban on dancing at weddings.

Margaret Appleby, whose wedding is scheduled for June 6, filed a lawsuit on Monday claiming that the city’s ban violates her First Amendment rights. The city allows dancing in exercise classes such as Zumba and at strip clubs.

So a bride cannot dance with her father, but Titsy McGee can shake her pink parts in front of drunken males? By all means, let’s give this disgusting city statehood.

The lawsuit claims that the ban, announced by Mayor Muriel Bowser on May 3, is “arbitrary” since “it permits other forms of non–expressive dancing, gathering, and congregating, while banning wedding dancing without accounting for whether people are vaccinated.”

Normally, I would say Appleby’s suit is a slam dunk, but considering the state of the judiciary in this country, I fear Appleby will lose bigly. You know, because America died in November, 2020.

President Trump: Still Making A Difference

President Trump has been out of office for only three days, but he is still showing everyone how much he cares for our military personnel.

Former President Trump has reportedly offered to let the National Guardsmen still stationed at the Capitol stay at his Trump Hotel in Washington D.C.

“Trump has given permission for the troops to stay at Trump Hotel DC if any of them need, an advisor told the One America News Network.

Why would President Trump open his doors to the troops? You can thank some Democrat douchebag.

As American Greatness previously reported, some 5,000 Guardsmen were moved to the parking garage after being told that they were no longer allowed to rest in certain designated rest areas of the Capitol complex, including the visitors’ center and the cafeteria.” The soldiers were forced to bunk in an unheated space in 38-degree temperatures with only one small bathroom and one electrical outlet.

The troops were told to evacuate the Capitol building grounds on Thursday, after a Democrat congressman complained about one National Guard member not wearing a mask at a cafe in the building, according to Breitbart.

The piece of shit who ratted out the national Guardsman is Congressman Will Keating from Massachusetts. Feel free to heckle this asshole in public, and hope he gets painful ass cancer.

ALSO: During the illegitimate president’s inauguration – you know, the one where 7,000 members of the National Guard were needed for all the non-existent conservative riots – the NG were cramped into the halls of the Capitol. Now 100-200 of these Guardsmen have the Chinese Wuhan Virus, and those numbers are likely to increase. At least it was worth it, what with all the killings and such.

An Explosive Development

A Washington, D.C. man was killed after he decided to place bottle rockets on his head and lit them during an Independence Day celebration.

Metropolitan Police released details Sunday afternoon about a man who died in a fireworks accident in Northwest Washington Friday night.

Investigators have identified the victim as 33-year-old Jose Tony Alvarez Umanzor of Northwest. Umanzor was holding a commercially made mortar firework above his head when the base of the object ejected downward after it was ignited.

Idiot, everyone knows you never launch fireworks off your skull without first placing flex tape on your melon. I mean, Phil Swift cut that boat in half and was cruiing on a lake minutes later!

D.C. Police: Corruptus In Extremis

The Washington, D.C. Police Department has reclassified Tara Reade’s sexual assault report against Joe Biden from “active” to “inactive,” despite the report was only filed on April 9th.

The Washington, D.C. Metropolitan Police Department changed the status of a complaint against 2020 presidential candidate Joe Biden from active to inactive, One America News Network reported.

The network’s Richard Pollack reported Wednesday afternoon that the D.C. police department appears to have closed its investigation into Tara Reade’s allegations of sexual assault against Biden.

“The D.C. Metropolitan Police Department has suddenly, without explanation, killed its active investigation into sex abuse charges against presumptive presidential candidate Joe Biden,” Pollack said.

So in less than three weeks, the D.C. police conducted a thorough and intensive investigation, including interviews and witness canvassing? Sure, Jan. The Daily Caller suggests maybe there are statute of limitations issues, but in most municipalities, those limits are placed after the report is made; not necessarily when the event occurred.

If you want my no b.s. assessment, I believe the upper echelon commanders at the D.C. police decided this story needs to go away, so they quite literally filed Reade’s report in the circular file.

I fully understand the nation’s police commanders are more politicians than they are officers, but this is disgusting, even for a crooked department like D.C.

Never Let A Virus Go To Waste

Leftists and Democrats, but I repeat myself, never oppose a chance to acquire more power, and the Wuhan Virus national emergency is giving them all the power they desire.

Take leftist Washington, D.C. mayor Murial Bowser, for example. Muriel is threatening citizens with jail time if they violate her completely unconstitutional shelter in place order. What a good little fascist she is.

Mayor Muriel Bowser is threatening residents of Washington, DC, with 90 days in jail and a $5,000 fine if they leave their homes during the coronavirus outbreak.

The threat of jail is alarming residents and civil libertarians who point out that at least five inmates tested positive for COVID-19 in the city’s 1,700-inmate jail near Capitol Hill.

So you’re condemning citizens to contracting Wuhan Virus because they went outside? S-M-R-T!

The stay-home order has exceptions for grocery shopping and work deemed essential. Outdoor recreation such as running is allowed, but cannot involve people outside of a household.

The order is similar to dictates in neighboring Maryland and Virginia, but shocked residents of Washington, where there are just 401 of the nation’s 160,000 confirmed cases.

Really, all three leftist states – Maryland’s governor is a RINO at best – are all-in for fascism? Wow, who woulda thought?

Speeding Truck Mows Down People In D.C.

While most of the country was talking about the Comey hearing, very few noticed the possible terror attack which took place in Washington, D.C. Thursday evening.

The officers were on bicycles when the truck swerved around a bus, striking them. A traffic aide and two pedestrians were also hit – for a total of five victims.

One officer is listed in very critical condition. The others have non-life-threatening injuries.

A weapon was recovered from the suspect’s vehicle. When asked if he could rule out terrorism, D.C. Metro Police Chief Peter Newsham replied, “We have to look at that very closely. We do not have a motive at this time.”

Vehicles have been the weapon of choice for terrorists lately, which is why this incident raises a red flag. This could be a DUI case, but with a weapon found in the truck, I wonder.

Twerking Girl

DC Twerker AssaultTwo women walked into a Washington, D.C. grocery store last month and “twerked” against a man before trying to caress his junk mail.

The D.C Police are looking to charge the surprisingly attractive women with third-degree awesomeness.

Police in Washington, D.C., are asking the public’s help to identify two women accused of sexually assaulting a man by twerking against him and fondling his genitalia. The incident happened Oct. 7 at a store on the 1700 block of New York Avenue.

Surveillance video shows a man talking on the phone while getting money from an ATM.

In the footage, two African-American women in short dresses come into the store. One of the women, wearing a silver dress, rubs her butt against the front of the man while purchasing something. When the victim backs away, her friend, in a short red dress makes several attempts to cozy up to the man, including trying to touch his pants inseam.

Wait a minute, this dude called the police for that? I would have been raising my hands and asking the cashier to give me change for a twenty… all in dollar bills.

Seriously, brah, turn in your Man Card.