I Like Your Spunk

Megan Fox Licking LipsEggheads at the State University of New York have just released a study claiming oral sex is beneficial to women, and the amount of seminal fluid in their body determines their happiness level.

Hey, don’t look at me; I’m just the messenger. That said, there is no reason to blow off this study just because you may think it sucks.

Oral sex is good for women’s health and makes you feel happier, according to a study which studied the effects of semen’s ‘mood-altering chemicals’. It follows research which shows that seminal fluid contains chemicals that elevate mood, increase affection, induce sleep and also contain at least three anti-depressants.

Their findings also suggest that women who have unprotected sex with their partners – and therefore are getting regularly inseminated by them – experience more significant depression on breaking up with these men than those who were not as regularly exposed to an ex’s semen, and that they also go on the rebound faster in seeking new sexual partners. (H/TJim)

Interesting, but I’m not convinced about that last part. My entire dating career is littered with females who rebounded immediately after (or in some cases, before) our breakup, and– *sigh*

If you need me, I’ll be in my room downing a half gallon of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream.